She:
>kids are parasites
>I want a threesome
>lets drink ourselves stupid and party!
>I come from a fucked up family, no positive role models, divorced
>casual sex with multiple partners and open relationship
>I hate mainstream religion, but totally down for new-age mysticism & drugs
>can't hold all these mental problems & baggage
>my body is a burden
>I read smut.. so much smut
>love me the way I am! (is "large", mentally unstable, generally unhealthy and in debt)
>hair the color of poisonous mushrooms signaling danger
>I have 1-3 kids from previous relationships
Me:
Shits fucked up when you'd rather be alone or get a dog, than be in a relationship.
Thats like treading volcel territory.. scary stuff.