Pendolino in Finland is not on schedule
Cautiously announce the driver
There is a fault in the engine and the wheel is inoperative
And something miraculously dropped from the sky.
Well, that one should forget, one small thing,
The finest trains are made in Italy!
Well, they always work brilliantly except in winter.
Who fired these correctly decided to order?
Swipe a bit to tilt the time with many throwing,
There are two men in the wagon talking blue:
Moustache-Pete dandruff-Pat,
conductors both,
Nevertheless, the big stamp is waving.
Tickets are considered,
Moustache-Pete announces,
dandruff-Pat is excited to swing his hands.
If you did not have a station to buy a ticket,
The surcharge is six euros.
(i mean five)
In a restaurant car, everything is hell expensive,
Half a liter of water costs two euros.
Still, there are plenty of drums that swoop over the curve
And all except the heat is heated in the microwave.
Spots are scarce, half inoperative,
"It works like a train" is a shit saying.
Smells bad and does not dare to leave tracks,
and it is surprisingly uncomfortable to look up.
There is a stressed atmosphere in PC socket place,
Businessmen are planning marketing strategies.
With the power of caffeine
they give everything,
To make the world a worse place tomorrow.
The richest of all
sitting in a business class.
Serious messages are browsing economics news.
If Nokia rose more than 4 percent
They can afford to take another cup of coffee
With student Card
one could get a ticket with half of the price,
But still it would be cheaper to go by car.
I listened to the Minister of Transport
it says "public use",
Well before you know the others
take your head off the ass!
At last,
over half an hour late.
A friend coming for a little bit.
But everything will turn to the best and day will be saved,
When a businessman out of business class falls down.