Other than masturbatory?
I don't want to demean humanities since I don't think it's not real work. But at least the arts are beautiful. Philosophers seem so authoritative.
I don't trust how much they believe in themselves, even when they are saying you can't believe in anything.
Is it that philosophy as a field is sort of broad? Like, philosophy of science, political philosophy?
Edit: I don't mean to demean it. I actually enjoy what little I've read.