Alfa in pictures and demotivators!

[jason_m]

Here is an example of LSE-SEI supervision:

SEI: I have to go to the arena to pick up some files. Do you know where the arena is located?

LSE: It's on McHugh Street...

SEI: Where's McHugh Street?

LSE: (Matter-of-factly) Don't you know where McHugh Street is? Everyone knows that!

SEI (supervised) Okay, I guess. (leaves)

vs. LSE-Me:

LSE: Don't you know where McHugh Street is?

Me: (mildly bothered) Why can't I just look at a map or Google it?

LSE: (mildly bothered) What would you do if you didn't have a map?

LSE: Or a computer?

Me: (mildly bothered) How often does that happen?

LSE Oh well...

Me: Oh well...

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and, for bonus, me-EIE

Me: I think career is something you should be passionate about.

EIE: (satisfied) Indeed!

EIE: (satisfied) Why don't you go back for that economics degree? That was your true passion.

Me: (Calculatedly) That sounds like a good idea, I just did so piss-poor. I just think I should consider something where I can succeed.

EIE: (Se) Don't you have any balls?

Me: (PoLR shot - I interpret it as mocking me) You know what, I never thought of it that way! (sarcasm)

EIE (hurt) Okay, do what you want...

Me: (hurt) Sorry...