ENTP: Hey man, what's up?

INTJ (sounding forced): Not much. What about you?

ENTP: Not a lot. Probably going out to a movie later. Want to come?

INTJ: Nah, I think I'll just stay here. Me and my guild are on a raid monster.

ENTP: Dude, how many hours have you spent playing this game?

INTJ: (types /played) 894.

ENTP: HAHAHA. That's insane. Dude, quit being a vagina mcginestein and come out with us. I got chronic.

INTJ: I'll come out some other time. I'm busy.

ENTP: What, you scared your internet posse will think you're dissing them for "rl"? ahahaha, come on dude.

INTJ: *shakes head*

ENTP: ....Dude, you look really pale. When was the last time you ate....or slept? ahahaha

INTJ: *ignoring ENTP*

ENTP: fag

INTJ: *ingoring ENTP*

ENTP: You're scared a girl might want to touch your penis.

INTJ: (gives piercing glare) Why are you such an asshole!!

ENTP: I've got a better question: Why am I such an asshole?

INTJ: Fine I'll go! But you're still a fucking asshole!

ENTP winks into camera. :wink: