Could these be kind of creative Fi...:
No one else, on either side of the debate, works as hard or does as many live dates as I do. I want to meet everyone! That's why I'll win.
https://tweetsave.com/nero/status/702885888980725761
Social justice goons are lazy keyboard warriors. I'm a crusader for free speech and FUN. And I'm taking my message into enemy territory.
https://tweetsave.com/nero/status/702886157051437057
Feminists are selfish, lazy and grasping. The Dangerous ****** is spending a year talking to students for free, to show there's another way.
https://tweetsave.com/nero/status/702886424308269056
Everyone who hates me is ugly.
https://tweetsave.com/nero/status/723626156239556608