Lol. I totally believe this.
I have an ESI-Se buddy who will sometimes extend his arm expansively and address the imaginary crowd with the statement "I am a sex god. All women must bow before me."
He's joking, but he's not exactly joking. I mean, he said it, right?
After his wife left him, he put on about 150 lbs and he lives in an immaculate house with no furniture except a big screen TV for watching sports. But he still talks the same way.
As for @
Noir's conversation above, if an ESI told me to kneel before her, I'd say "Fine, but after that, it's your turn."
I don't think I'm exactly a normal LIE. Close, but not exact.