so far we've only done this three or four times. how many more do you want?
so far we've only done this three or four times. how many more do you want?
boy next door!
THE BEARD HEARD HIS MOVEMENT AND MADE AN ATTACK RUN BUT DID NOT ACTUALLY ATTACK HIM
viva palestina
The Manchild
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)
Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.
Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic--and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you're passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.
But we'd like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You've had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together.
It's up to you, of course, whether to continue dating. There are plenty of women out there who do deserve you. But you've heard our advice.
If you stay...
ALWAYS AVOID: The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM)
CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure (RBLM).
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lol I'm going to take their advice and not use okcupid
INFp-Ni
maid of honor this time. usually the priss or the nymph or the peach.
maybe the maid of honor is my best type because i do look at that "avoid the battleaxe at all costs" bit of advice and agree with it, wholeheartedly.
6w5 sx
model Φ: -+0
sloan - rcuei
Friendly and eager. Sexy in white. You are The Nurse.
Like your male counterpart, The Poolboy, you're a fun and goofy, but giving, friend. You believe that life and love should be taken with a grain of salt. We'll bet you smile a lot, which people find contagious.
Your exact female opposite:
The Battleaxe
Deliberate Brutal Love Master
If only they knew the reason...the fact is, you spend WAY more time fantasizing than the average girl. While your friends lean desperately towards love, you're chemically biased towards anti-love: sex. You'd never date someone you didn't find immediately kissable.
To maximize satisfaction, you should find someone carefree and sexual, just like you. Avoid Brutal types at all costs. A final bit of advice: experience doesn't matter. You didn't qualify as a Master, and your perfect match need not either. Consider both The Poolboy (RGSD) and The Playboy (RGSM).
BUT ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah (DBLM), The Mixed Messenger (DBLD)
k, ok cupid.
actually no.
The Poolboy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSD)
Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy. A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.
You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Priss
(Hah, lotta of them in here!)
Back! .... Back!Originally Posted by Carla
*makes cross with fingers*
Poolboy.
But, for a certainty, back then,
We loved so many, yet hated so much,
We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...
Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
Whilst our laughter echoed,
Under cerulean skies...
The Playboy
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM)
Clean. Smooth. Successful. You're The Playboy.
You're spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of sex, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too.
It's obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you're after physical rather than emotional relationships, but you're straight up with potential partners. And if a girl you want isn't into something casual, it's no big deal. You move on. BEFORE sleeping with her. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare.
If you're feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should raise your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there's a possibility of rejection.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Priss (DBLD)
CONSIDER: The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM), The Nurse (RGSD)
actually...hm there may be something to this
If I were to guess anything it would be this:
Random- more p.....specifically EP
Deliberate- more j......... specifically IJ
Brutal- more Beta and Gamma
Gentle- more Alpha and Delta
Sex- more T and Male
Love- more F and Female
Master- ENTp
Dreamer- Everyone else
Kidding about those last two........ don't think Master and Dreamer have too much to do with type except maybe EPs being slightly more Master maybe and IJs being slightly more Dreamer
I always get the Slow Dancer , DGLD.
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, LIE, ENTj logical subtype, 8w9 sx/sp
Originally Posted by implied
Haha.....well there goes that theory.
The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)
Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.
For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.
It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.
Your exact male opposite:
The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer
Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe (DBLM) at all fucking costs.
no one is getting last man on earth
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I think Master or Dreamer is related to the (number of partners)/age ratio.Originally Posted by Suomea
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, LIE, ENTj logical subtype, 8w9 sx/sp
Originally Posted by implied
yeah, that makes sense.Originally Posted by Expat
EII
I'll tell you what
there is plenty wrong with me
but I fixed up a few old buildings
and I've planted a few trees.
I did. fuck man, those were three hard paragraphs on my ego. I know I'm a pitiful date and don't really give a damn.Originally Posted by Darkstar
asd
Yeah that was my assumption. Hence why I thought that Exxps may have slightly more partners than Ixxjs.Originally Posted by Expat
I got a different result this time
The Dirty Little Secret
Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSM)
Innocent but fundamentally sexual, like the word "finger". You are the Dirty Little Secret.
Few women have the confidence for sex mastery, and among nice girls, like you, it's almost unheard of. So congratulations. You've had plenty of adventures, but you've remained a kind, thoughtful person. Your friends appreciate your exploits. They even live vicariously through you.
You seek pleasure, but you're not irresponsible. You are organized and cautious, and you choose your lovers wisely. One, you don't like dirtbags. And two, you like to maintain control. Or at least lose it selectively. You might notice that older men single you out. They have an eye for your sensual nature. Take it as a compliment.
You enjoy making people happy, and it's inevitable that many guys will fall harder for you than you for them. You're not completely comfortable in a serious, long-term relationship right now. Our guess is that the key to extended happiness will be finding a responsible, but kinky, mate.
Always avoid: The Hornivore (RBSM), The Manchild (RBLD), The Last Man on Earth (RBSD)
Consider: The Bachelor (DGSM), The Backrubber (DGSD)
EII
I'll tell you what
there is plenty wrong with me
but I fixed up a few old buildings
and I've planted a few trees.
The Bachelor Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSM) Straight-up. Studly. Congratulations, you are The Bachelor.
You're an honest, good-thinking guy, and though you're very sexually active, people don't perceive you as a male-slut or man-whore or guy-dick-putter-inner or whatever. You have a sterling reputation.
You're a careful person, perhaps too much so for your friends' tastes, but girls like that in you. You probably don't kiss & tell. And you definitely don't brag. You know you don't have to prove anything to anyone. It's as if you believe in monogamy, so long as it's with lots of different people.
Our guess is that you've got some kind of word-of-mouth going with the girls out there, and that in the future, your sex partners will get even more plentiful, and more attractive, too.
You will settle down eventually, and make an excellent husband. You seem like the type who is into the idea of making copies of yourself, so you'll probably have kids. Bear in mind, meanwhile, this can get expensive.
ALTERNATE ENDING: You will die broke and alone. Vermin will feast on your ragged body for five days before the groundskeeper notices. The thing is, when somebody dies in a public restroom, the natural odor of his decomposing flesh is often masked by the feces smell.
Always avoid: The Wild Rose (RBLD)
Consider: The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM), The Intern (DGSD)
Your exact male opposite:
The Manchild
This is pretty funny because it sounds accurate, especially the word of mouth thing. (teehee)
LII
that is what i was getting at. if there is an inescapable appropriation that is required in the act of understanding, this brings into question the validity of socionics in describing what is real, and hence stubborn contradictions that continue to plague me.
I'm a peach.
Originally Posted by rockclimber
You don't realize (as in, I don't think you really are 'aware' of) how hot you are - whether it is intentional on your part or not, I don't know. You should consider that profile very carefully.
Posts I wrote in the past contain less nuance.
If you're in this forum to learn something, be careful. Lots of misplaced toxicity.
~an extraverted consciousness is unable to believe in invisible forces.
~a certain mysterious power that may prove terribly fascinating to the extraverted man, for it touches his unconscious.
i got loverbody, but i think im manchild
Obsequium amicos, veritas odium parit
Originally Posted by FDG
i think you're a manchild, too!
what would the bachelor be? that sounds sort of hot.
6w5 sx
model Φ: -+0
sloan - rcuei
Ditto.Originally Posted by Expat
Greetings, ragnar