# ALPHA
INTj: Star Trek convention
ESFj: Tupperware party
ISFp: The park
ENTp: Debate club
# BETA
ISTj: Human resources
ENFj: Motivational speaker
INFp: Coffeshop
ESTp: Gym
# GAMMA
INTp: Library
ESFp: Mosh pit
ISFj: Mall security
ENTj: Politics
# Delta
ISTp: The garage
ENFp: Professional student
INFj: Church
ESTj: Management
Please don't correct me! It's just a joke.