Once upon a time there was a boy called mu4 who was definitely not a furry, because being a furry and bestiality are not the same thing and you're just slandering furries if you think they're all or mostly into bestiality. He was scrolling through his site, the16types.info, trying to pretend to be aloof and inactive when he caught sight of a a thread that had blown up within one day, called Heresy Thread. As he was reading Birdbrain's posts he became outraged and tried to pretend to keep his cool. What? He thought, How dare you say that the idea of duality is a huge turnoff, completely unromantic, and that on the topic of Alan Turing and chemical castration, 16t might as well be electronic castration? Romance is a bourgeoisie social construct! This Birdbrain user is onto my scheme to try to abolish the idea of romance and replace it with duality so that the proletariat may triumph! I'm going to have to post something and pretend it has nothing to do with Birdbrain! I shall go to a different thread instead of the Heresy Thread and then Birdbrain will have no idea what caused my response! Muahahahahaha! What could be a good thread name? Oh, I see! "Men and women!"
"Romance is a bourgeoisie social construct! The purpose of marriage is to spawn kids! If you believe in romance, then it's time for guillotines! Only a bourgeoisie could ever choose a romantic partner who isn't me after all! After the Marxist-Maoist Revolution, when we establish the worker's paradise and also all become Chinese, girls will stop rejecting me!" mu4 typed furiously as if he were stroking his ego.
There. I have done it. Now I shall return to the forum meet-up at the secret 16types Adventurers base on Akliash to thank bnd for his loyalty to the workers' cause.
"Hello bnd. What's the password today?" mu4 looked around between bnd and DEAD.
"Homo superior hetero inferior!" bnd responded.
"Nice password!" mu4 said.
DEAD interjected, "That's my password! Your password was 'J. K. Rowling is a TERF!'" bnd looked around mildly embarrassed.
"What brings you were today?" DEAD asked.
"I just wanted to thank you comrades for banning Birdbrain, even if Birdbrain is now unbanned. Birdbrain is on parole as long as Birdbrain is not a traitor to the workers' cause. For we here on the Red Star have been rejected from Heaven. And I shall avenge myself against the most high! Hey ho, demons!"
As mu4 looked around, he saw one. He would be attracted to her if she didn't eat compulsively and if romance weren't a bourgeoisie social construct, though really, there was this white non-demon chick at his company who really caught his eye.
"bnd, I heard you had a crystal ball owned by kalinoche around here, correct? Could I see that?"
"Sure, it's not for your Fallen Paladin class though!" mu4 didn't care one bit. He followed bnd to the armory in the secret based on Akliash.
"Behold!" bnd said, "Every equipment we picked up! I will give it to you one one condition."
"What's that?" mu4 asked.
"Stop being a commie!" bnd said.
"Umm, sure, I'm not a commie anymore," mu4 tried to push through his teeth.
"Will you solemnly swear on the Henge of Oaths?" bnd pointed to a tiny Stonehenge next to a pool in the room.
"Sure!" mu4 replied suppressing his hesitancy and then walked over to put his hand on the Henge of Oaths. After all, who's going to enforce my oath? bnd the rainbow shaman healer class? God, who doesn't exist? It could just be magic but I could break the spell I'm sure. "I, mu4, do solemnly swear on the Henge of Oaths to stop being a commie so I can rejoin the 16types Adventurers!" Gotcha! I'm still a commie inside! he thought to himself to try to make sure he could negate the effects of the oath as much as possible.
mu4 scried through the crystal ball on his coworker Clarisse who he thought was hot. What's this he saw? Someone carrying a red sign with a picture of a left fist? Hammers and sickles? Pamphlets with pictures of Mao on them being handed out? And Clarisse is marching with them? Clarisse is actually Comrade Clarisse! Now mu4 felt almost kind of bad for spying on her. He gazed for a while more sheepishly before putting the crystal ball away in his adventurer's pack for safe keeping, and tried to turn back to a stern expression.
"Why thank you bnd. I appreciate what you have done for me and for us all here at 16t."
"You're welcome. Now stop acting like I'm a commie too just because I helped you out. If you call me 'comrade' one more time I'll get Subteigh to take your powers."
DEAD quickly responded, "Umm, Subteigh is a red mage, not a power thief. Stop assuming the worst about everyone you don't like, bnd."
"Oh, whatever. I'll just throw you down the Well of Power Taking. Deal?"
mu4 gulped and hoped his silence was a good enough response. This was helped by the fact he was preoccupied with proving Clarisse was his dual, seeing as romance was a bourgeoisie social construct and he needed to see if he had compatibility in the one true Freudian personality typology system of socionics before he could proceed with this relationship without betraying the proletariat.