The Ukraine Question

[FreelancePoliceman]

Me and the boys @FreelancePoliceman, @MrInternet, @ExpBunnyMacroverse, @Eudaimonia @Adam Strange are going to fly out to Ukraine and join the army in the fight against the Russian menace. We'll undoubtedly die rapidly in the conflict but will forever live on as heroes and martyrs in the hearts and memories of the Ukrainian people.

I don't really want to die for Ukraine, honestly. I mean in general I'm not wild about dying, but for Ukraine of all countries has to be one of the more pathetic ways to go. If WWIV starts over this country of all things that'll be the perfect capstone to this retarded era.

E: I didn't see that this was a thread. Yeah, if Russia annexed all of Ukraine I would not care. One kleptocracy swallowing another one which happens to be run by neonazis is the "worst case" scenario here. I really don't want there to be a nuclear holocaust over this shit.