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    Post Lyrics from songs that make you cringe or are so stupid it immediately makes you want to turn the song off.
    The Barnum or Forer effect is the tendency for people to judge that general, universally valid statements about personality are actually specific descriptions of their own personalities. A "universally valid" statement is one that is true of everyone—or, more likely, nearly everyone. It is not known why people tend to make such misjudgments, but the effect has been experimentally reproduced.

    The psychologist Paul Meehl named this fallacy "the P.T. Barnum effect" because Barnum built his circus and dime museum on the principle of having something for everyone. It is also called "the Forer effect" after its discoverer, the psychologist Bertram R. Forer, who modestly dubbed it "the fallacy of personal validation".

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    [Someone was paid a lot of money to write this]


    Yeah, you got that yummy-yum
    That yummy-yum, that yummy-yummy
    Yeah, you got that yummy-yum
    That yummy-yum, that yummy-yummy
    Say the word, on my way



    Yeah, babe, yeah, babe, yeah, babe
    Any night, any day
    Say the word, on my way
    Yeah, babe, yeah, babe, yeah, babe
    In the mornin' or the late
    Say the word, on my way
    The Barnum or Forer effect is the tendency for people to judge that general, universally valid statements about personality are actually specific descriptions of their own personalities. A "universally valid" statement is one that is true of everyone—or, more likely, nearly everyone. It is not known why people tend to make such misjudgments, but the effect has been experimentally reproduced.

    The psychologist Paul Meehl named this fallacy "the P.T. Barnum effect" because Barnum built his circus and dime museum on the principle of having something for everyone. It is also called "the Forer effect" after its discoverer, the psychologist Bertram R. Forer, who modestly dubbed it "the fallacy of personal validation".

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    Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
    I'm a woman's man, no time to talk
    Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around
    Since I was born
    And now it's alright, it's okay
    And you may look the other way
    We can try to understand
    The New York Times' effect on man
    Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
    You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
    Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
    And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
    Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
    Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive
    Well now, I get low and I get high
    And if I can't get either, I really try
    Got the wings of Heaven on my shoes
    I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose
    You know it's alright, it's okay
    I'll live to see another day
    We can try to understand
    The New York Times' effect on man
    Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
    You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
    Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
    And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
    Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
    Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive (ohh)
    Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me
    Somebody help me, yeah
    Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
    I'm stayin' alive
    Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
    I'm a woman's man, no time to talk
    Music loud and women warm
    I've been kicked around since I was born
    And now it's all right, it's okay
    And you may look the other way
    We can try to understand
    The New York Times' effect on man
    Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
    You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
    Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
    And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
    Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
    Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive
    Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me
    Somebody help me, yeah
    Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
    I'm stayin' alive
    Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me
    Somebody help me, yeah (ah, ah, ah)
    Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
    I'm stayin' alive
    Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me
    Somebody help me, yeah (ah, ah, ah, ay)
    Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
    I'm stayin' alive
    Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me
    Somebody help me, yeah (ohh)
    Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
    I'm stayin' alive

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    [Interlude: Syleena Johnson]
    Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda
    Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda
    Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda
    Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda
    Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda
    Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda
    Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda
    Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda
    Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda
    Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda
    The Barnum or Forer effect is the tendency for people to judge that general, universally valid statements about personality are actually specific descriptions of their own personalities. A "universally valid" statement is one that is true of everyone—or, more likely, nearly everyone. It is not known why people tend to make such misjudgments, but the effect has been experimentally reproduced.

    The psychologist Paul Meehl named this fallacy "the P.T. Barnum effect" because Barnum built his circus and dime museum on the principle of having something for everyone. It is also called "the Forer effect" after its discoverer, the psychologist Bertram R. Forer, who modestly dubbed it "the fallacy of personal validation".

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    [This is stupid but relatable lmao]

    You're such a fuckin' ho
    When the first time they ask you if you want sparklin' or still?
    Why you tryna act like you was drinkin' sparklin' water 'fore you came out here?
    You're such a fuckin' h—

    I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck (Whoop!)
    I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck (Whoop!)
    I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck (Whoop!)
    I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck (Whoop!)
    I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck
    I like my dick sucked, I'll buy you a sick truck
    I'll buy you some new tits, I'll get you that nip-tuck
    How you start a family? The condom slipped up
    I'm a sick fuck, I'm inappropriate
    I like hearin' stories, I like that ho shit
    I wanna hear mo' shit, I like the ho shit
    Send me some mo' shit, you triflin' ho bitch (Bitch, bitch, bitch)
    The Barnum or Forer effect is the tendency for people to judge that general, universally valid statements about personality are actually specific descriptions of their own personalities. A "universally valid" statement is one that is true of everyone—or, more likely, nearly everyone. It is not known why people tend to make such misjudgments, but the effect has been experimentally reproduced.

    The psychologist Paul Meehl named this fallacy "the P.T. Barnum effect" because Barnum built his circus and dime museum on the principle of having something for everyone. It is also called "the Forer effect" after its discoverer, the psychologist Bertram R. Forer, who modestly dubbed it "the fallacy of personal validation".

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    Kickin' in the front seat
    Sittin' in the back seat
    Gotta make my mind up
    Which seat can I take?

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    There's some whores in this house
    The Barnum or Forer effect is the tendency for people to judge that general, universally valid statements about personality are actually specific descriptions of their own personalities. A "universally valid" statement is one that is true of everyone—or, more likely, nearly everyone. It is not known why people tend to make such misjudgments, but the effect has been experimentally reproduced.

    The psychologist Paul Meehl named this fallacy "the P.T. Barnum effect" because Barnum built his circus and dime museum on the principle of having something for everyone. It is also called "the Forer effect" after its discoverer, the psychologist Bertram R. Forer, who modestly dubbed it "the fallacy of personal validation".

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    Any rumor 'bout me, let me dead it (Let me dead it)
    I'm a open book and your man probably read it (Ah)
    Looked at my AP and these hoes still pathetic (Mmm)
    Real bitches back when I check my Patek, yeah (Yeah, yeah, woah)
    Yeah, he call me Patty Cake 'cause the way that ass shake (Yeah, yeah, ass shake)
    I'ma make him eat me out while I'm watchin' anime (Wow, wow, anime)
    Pussy like a Wild Fox, lookin' for a Sasuke (Yeah, yeah, ayy, yeah)
    One night with him make him lose it like a prom date (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ah)
    Two watches, yeah, call me two-timin' (Two-timin')
    Skin like gold and my teeth like diamonds (Yeah, yeah, like diamonds)
    Hot Girl chain, Elliot got me shinin' (Yeah)
    They tried to knock me off, but a bitch still grindin'
    The Barnum or Forer effect is the tendency for people to judge that general, universally valid statements about personality are actually specific descriptions of their own personalities. A "universally valid" statement is one that is true of everyone—or, more likely, nearly everyone. It is not known why people tend to make such misjudgments, but the effect has been experimentally reproduced.

    The psychologist Paul Meehl named this fallacy "the P.T. Barnum effect" because Barnum built his circus and dime museum on the principle of having something for everyone. It is also called "the Forer effect" after its discoverer, the psychologist Bertram R. Forer, who modestly dubbed it "the fallacy of personal validation".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eudaimonia View Post
    [Interlude: Syleena Johnson]
    Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda
    Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda
    Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda
    Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda
    Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda
    Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda
    Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda
    Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda
    Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda
    Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda
    RIP

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    I like them big, I like them chunky
    (Chunky)
    I like them big, I like them plumpy
    (Plumpy)
    I like them round, with something, something
    (Something)
    They like my sound, they think I'm funky
    (Funky)
    Chronic "grass is always greener" syndrome




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