Adventures in Dating

[Fluffy Princess Unicorn]

My friend laughs at how direct I am sometimes. I can kind of see why. I'm fucking brutal.

Some guy: "I also get the feeling you enjoy listening to my voice"
Me: "No, I don't get anything from your voice. I just prefer to voice chat."
Some guy: "too bad! I been crushin on you lol rip"
Me: "Why you crushin'? I don't mean to be a dick with my bluntness, but you don't really know me."
(a few sentences were exchanged that I won't share)
Some guy: "I am not trying to make you uncomfortable, I will keep those thoughts to myself from now on. My b."
Me: "Probably better left unsaid, yeah. Makes things a bit uncomfortable and awkward."
Some guy: "That's okay, I told you once I will always respect your boundaries. "

You're damn right you will.

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A different guy was recently all...

Me: I think you're too horny.
The guy: Does it turn you on to see me X? (I can't remember what X was, even, but it wasn't a joke, he was legitimately asking me)
Me: No. Actually, I find it kind of annoying.

No fucks given.