This is from the lost archives of E.J. Arendee:

How to Seduce the Types:

EIE: Stalk them. They love the attention. They're going to act like they don't like it, but they love it. They're like, "I hate drama. I hate games." Tell them, "It's time to play some games." This bitch loves games.

LSI: They're kind of chicken shit, so they'll stalk you, they'll look at you from across the room, so you should make friends with all their friends, so they can't run away, then you should be good. They're like ESIs, but warmer.

SLE: Act like a victim, like you need a superhero, and they'll feel validated.

IEI: Tell them they're a slut. Threaten to hit them with things, tell them that you're going to go Steve Austin on them, until they insert, Uh, whatever. So tell them they're a slut. They love to feel validated and seen, deep down.