How the types flirt

[Azure Flame]

The following take the perspective of the type, talking to the reader.

SLE: "YOU GON' GET RAPED"
IEI: "I'M GON' GET RAPED"
LSI: "Date of birth?" "Blood type?" "country of birth?" "ethnicity?" "Favorite book?" "Why?" "why?' "why?" "why?"
EIE: "omg I love that. ZOMG I love all those things too! wow that's incredible! Lets talk more about things we love!"
ESE: "OMG I LOVE GLOW IN THE DARK MUSHROOMS. LETS EAT SOME!"
SEI: "Come over here. I made you some spaghetti, I waxed your car, then I washed the insides of your shoes to smell like swiss alpine... what possible reason do you have to leave me?"
LII: "DERP"
ILE: "SURPRISE! YOUR PANTS HAVE DISAPPEARED. Now lets talk about myself."
LIE: "Kiss me or I crush you"
ILI: *shows me her last report card and tells me she hates me*
ESI: "I'm not hitting on you. I'm not I swear. I'm not touching your penis, I'm checking your pulse."
SEE: "Here, drink this jager."
LSE: "You're such a nice guy who never drinks and never talks about women like they're tramps! You have so many good morals and an upstanding and put together reputation! Now lets go do your favorite activity and see an opera then drink wine while talking about my poodle and why you love it so much."
IEE: "hey I'm having a compliment party on friday. You should be there."
SLI: *stares*
EII: "tehe... I need a bath."

[fen]

Thank you for this.

[Scapegrace]

The following take the perspective of the type, talking to the reader.

SLE: "YOU GON' GET RAPED"
IEI: "I'M GON' GET RAPED"
LSI: "Date of birth?" "Blood type?" "country of birth?" "ethnicity?" "Favorite book?" "Why?" "why?' "why?" "why?"
EIE: "omg I love that. ZOMG I love all those things too! wow that's incredible! Lets talk more about things we love!"
ESE: "OMG I LOVE GLOW IN THE DARK MUSHROOMS. LETS EAT SOME!"
SEI: "Come over here. I made you some spaghetti, I waxed your car, then I washed the insides of your shoes to smell like swiss alpine... what possible reason do you have to leave me?"
LII: "DERP"
ILE: "SURPRISE! YOUR PANTS HAVE DISAPPEARED. Now lets talk about myself."
LIE: "Kiss me or I crush you"
ILI: *shows me her last report card and tells me she hates me*
ESI: "I'm not hitting on you. I'm not I swear. I'm not touching your penis, I'm checking your pulse."
SEE: "Here, drink this jager."
LSE: "You're such a nice guy who never drinks and never talks about women like they're tramps! You have so many good morals and an upstanding and put together reputation! Now lets go do your favorite activity and see an opera then drink wine while talking about my poodle and why you love it so much."
IEE: "hey I'm having a compliment party on friday. You should be there."
SLI: *stares*
EII: "tehe... you wanna give me a bath?"

I'm pretty sure that's how I "flirt" with you. Are you sure you don't mean IEI? lolz

[Beautiful sky]

EWWW...no

I say,

"hi, I like you." it's very obvious sign of my feelings and I keep saying it for consistency; that establishes a bond and lets them know I'm not changing and going away.

[Azure Flame]

you're a dirty infantile who needs to be bathed. So take off those clothes and wash dat ass gurl

[Hot Scalding Gayser]

lol dj.

I enjoy your campy sense of humor, but in socionics it's not what people say or even how they say it, it's the complex meaning and intent behind everything they do. There's a secret sense of what the person is really looking for, no matter how they communicate or what their job is. When one simply reads people deeply psychologically, they get a sense there. As well as subtle cues of manipulation via saying something truthful.

[Beautiful sky]

you're a dirty infantile who needs to be bathed. So take off those clothes and wash dat ass gurl

LOL

I want to know how your dual would respond to that.

[Scapegrace]

lol dj.

I enjoy your campy sense of humor, but in socionics it's not what people say or even how they say it, it's the complex meaning and intent behind everything they do. There's a secret sense of what the person is really looking for, no matter how they communicate or what their job is. When one simply reads people deeply psychologically, they get a sense there. As well as subtle cues of manipulation via saying something truthful.

Thank you, Dr. Phil.

[Hot Scalding Gayser]

Get back in your cage, Oprah

[Scapegrace]

LOL

I want to know how your dual would respond to that.

He's an idiot.

There ya go, Princess Socion.

[Beautiful sky]

If you think so highly of him, why do you enjoy his company? You're trying to knock his emotions around?

[Scapegrace]

If you think so highly of him, why do you enjoy his company? You're trying to knock his emotions around?

I don't. I don't. I'm not.

I know you like to believe that I pay him special attention, but that's a side effect of your obsession with socionics.

[Azure Flame]

Naw you actually did like me up until someone told you you weren't my dual. Now you're listless and unsure if I'll ever like you again. Quit pretending to disguise your listlessness for "oh I was just messing with you... psyche!"

Grow up. Figure out what you'e trying to do with yourself. Find a new bf if your current isnt making you happy enough.

bnd stop trying to convince me I'm gay.

[Scapegrace]

What the fuck?

You really are a dolt.

[Azure Flame]

Maybe I can guide your stupid ass through your own clusterfuck feelings.

[Korpsy Knievel]

[JWC3]

I am SEE and I do not flirt. Flirting requires dancing around the issue at hand, I do not do this, I just tell the people how I feel.

[Scapegrace]

Oh K0rpsy, you're my real dual.

[Creepy-pikachu]

Oh, this is fucking awesome lol.

[Absurd]

Which one you fit in, Jadae? I mean, this sounds so familiar I dare not to say who did that previously. It's like a carbon copy of that wikisocion entry in it's full glory only slightly modified due to lack or originality, I take it.

[Taknamay]

I don't need a bath, I just showered

[Birdie]

I, like Maritsa, find myself frequently letting my partner know that I care for him.

On the way home from the store earlier he was rubbing my hand and asked me
what I was thinking about. I was thinking a multitude of things. Such as his hand
felt much cooler than mine. Instead I focused on the thought of how much I like
him. So that is what I responded with, "how much I like you."

I am very straightforward. If I want to have sex I will say, "do you want to have sex?"
or, "would you like to have sex later?". My partner and I are very different in this way.
He's all, "why don't you come lay down with me?" and then proceeds to do that foreplay
stuff whereas I am obviously just like yo bro you want to fuck when I get off work? y/n?
I guess I'm not very romantic or flirty.

[JWC3]

I, like Maritsa, find myself frequently letting my partner know that I care for him.

On the way home from the store earlier he was rubbing my hand and asked me
what I was thinking about. I was thinking a multitude of things. Such as his hand
felt much cooler than mine. Instead I focused on the thought of how much I like
him. So that is what I responded with, "how much I like you."

I am very straightforward. If I want to have sex I will say, "do you want to have sex?"
or, "would you like to have sex later?". My partner and I are very different in this way.
He's all, "why don't you come lay down with me?" and then proceeds to do that foreplay
stuff whereas I am obviously just like yo bro you want to fuck when I get off work? y/n?
I guess I'm not very romantic or flirty.

"yo bro you want to fuck when I get off work? y/n?"

LOL

That just made my day. I will be laughing all day because of this. Thank you.

[Birdie]

"yo bro you want to fuck when I get off work? y/n?"

LOL

That just made my day. I will be laughing all day because of this. Thank you.

Lol. I am a little more eloquent than that. But if you boil it down that's pretty much how it goes.

[JWC3]

Lol. I am a little more eloquent than that. But if you boil it down that's pretty much how it goes.

I do both, I have been eloquent at times too. I do however think at one point my life I've literally said the words "Yo bro you want to fuck when I get off work?" I don't mean that as a joke, I'm fairly certain I have in fact said those words in that order.

[Absurd]

I am SEE and I do not flirt. Flirting requires dancing around the issue at hand, I do not do this, I just tell the people how I feel.

How do you feel?

[JWC3]

How do you feel?

About whom?

[Absurd]

Damn it.

[willekeurig]

ILE: "SURPRISE! YOUR PANTS HAVE DISAPPEARED. Now lets talk about myself."

[Azure Flame]

LOL

I want to know how your dual would respond to that.

Well the other day I told my dual to "gimme yo bot sack," then we proceeded to share a dialogue where we pretended to be black and ignorant. It was hilarious.

[InvisibleJim]

DJA, this is why I like you

[JWC3]

I told you! I told everyone DJA is awesome, but noooooooooooo no one listens to me. I'm just this crazy person is all I am.

I swear I told you he was going to do cool stuff. I swear I did.

[zomgqwantz]

SEE: "Baby are you sure you're not EII because you're FiNe."

[Absurd]

I told you! I told everyone DJA is awesome, but noooooooooooo no one listens to me. I'm just this crazy person is all I am.

I swear I told you he was going to do cool stuff. I swear I did.

Undoubtedly and unequivocally: http://www.wikisocion.org/en/index.php?title=SLE_domain

Conversations Between Duals

ILE/SEI:

ILE: I'm a spazzy social cripple who constantly spews out all this awkward bullshit. I also need someone to feed me. Help!

SEI: Hahahahaha, hi there!!1 I'll give you some of my breastmilk and tell you everything you should say around people, as long as you tell me that I'm smart all the time (even if I'm a dumbfuck)! Sounds good>>!>!>!?!!?!

ILE: It's a deal! Now dress me in a diaper and I'll get you a chilled beverage. We can have sex with both objects.


LII/ESE:

LII: I'm a really ugly nerd, and I am completely oblivious to my surroundings. Also, I cry whenever someone tells me that I need to move because I'm blocking their way. What can I do about this particular issue?

ESE: YOU JUST NEED ME TO TALK TALK TALK TO EVERYONE THAT GETS IN YOUR WAY!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL BORE THEM TO DEATH (LITERALLY) AND THEN YOU'LL BE FREEEEEEEEEEEEE! BUT ONE THING CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME NOT FREAK OUT AT EVERY LITTLE THING THAT DOESN'T GO TO PLAN?!?!?!?!?!

LII: Sure, I will help you organize your day so you don't accidentally kill off good people with your boring talk. Cool.


SLE/IEI:

IEI: I am sitting on this couch, slitting my wrists. I need someone to punish me like the naughty teenager I am. Spank me! I've been bad!

SLE: Yo muthafucka, SLE's IN DA HOOD YO! Bend ova, bitch, cuz I'm gonna snap a whip on yo ass if you don't BE-HAVE. Oh, and while we're at dis, can you help me restore my rep after I kick everyone's azz? Ho, I need ya to tell me I'm awesome.

IEI: *slap* Ahhh, harder! *smack* I'll help you after you're done raping me! Don't stop!


LSI/EIE:

LSI: I get my panties in a bunch if someone breaks a rule. I'm also two-faced, ultra-serious and I have bad character. What can I do to help fix this? I have no Ne, so I can't think of anything.

EIE: HEY HEY HOOOOOOOO! I CAN JUST BE CHEEERY AND OBNOXIOUS AROUND YOU, AND YOU'LL BE SOO HAPPY AND EVERYTHING WILL BE GOOD! CAN YOU HELP ME NOT BE STUPID THOUGH? I'M A FEELER, SO I CAN'T THINK. LSI: Haha, thanks! I'll be your walking checkbook, so you don't have to do any thinking at all.


SEE/ILI:

ILI: Ugh. The world sucks. I hate everyone because they suck. Everyone hates me back. Life sucks. You suck.

SEE: Hey there, life's not so bad when you're getting laid 8 times a day! Here, how about I help you with that whole virginity thing that you've been angry about for the past 24 years? I'll sleep with anyone, so it's all good!

ILI: Thank you. I have always wanted to see a set of genitals besides my own, but to no avail. I'll predict what STD everyone has so that you don't get it and pass it to me.


ESI/LIE:

LIE: Money. Facts. Capitalism. Financial security. Office meetings. Efficiency. More boring corporate shit. Help, I can't relate to people, because no one gives a shit about any of the neat things I listed above.

ESI: I may be a stone cold bitch on the outside, but I really care about you deep down in the bottom of my icy heart. As long as you continue to get $500k a year, that's all I care about. I will love you unconditionally and never let go.

LIE: Thanks, I was getting worried there for a second that I'd be alone for the rest of my life. Now I know that someone cares about me, even if they really only care about my paycheck. Nice!


IEE/SLI:

SLI: I hate life, and I'm considering bringing a weapon to school so I can cause the next Columbine. I will then shoot myself in the head because I'd go to jail for life otherwise.

IEE: Hey look! A butterfly! It's so preeettty! Oh wait, what was that again? I didn't hear you the first tiiiiime!

SLI: Heh, you're really funny. I'm not so angry any more. Just for helping me, how about I fix your car for free?


EII/LSE:

LSE: Although I am such a manly caretaker, I can't make brownies by myself. Hey, oh feminine EII, can you make me some brownies? Because that's all you're good for: being girly and making brownies.

EII: Yes, I will make you brownies. Since you are my masculine provider, I feel the need to service you like a good wife should. I'll also help you get over your fear of being less than an hour early to your next office meeting.

LSE: Why thank you, ma'am. I'll be sure to bring you some empty cash so you can get to the kitchen and make me more brownies.

The following take the perspective of the type, talking to the reader.

SLE: "YOU GON' GET RAPED"
IEI: "I'M GON' GET RAPED"
LSI: "Date of birth?" "Blood type?" "country of birth?" "ethnicity?" "Favorite book?" "Why?" "why?' "why?" "why?"
EIE: "omg I love that. ZOMG I love all those things too! wow that's incredible! Lets talk more about things we love!"
ESE: "OMG I LOVE GLOW IN THE DARK MUSHROOMS. LETS EAT SOME!"
SEI: "Come over here. I made you some spaghetti, I waxed your car, then I washed the insides of your shoes to smell like swiss alpine... what possible reason do you have to leave me?"
LII: "DERP"
ILE: "SURPRISE! YOUR PANTS HAVE DISAPPEARED. Now lets talk about myself."
LIE: "Kiss me or I crush you"
ILI: *shows me her last report card and tells me she hates me*
ESI: "I'm not hitting on you. I'm not I swear. I'm not touching your penis, I'm checking your pulse."
SEE: "Here, drink this jager."
LSE: "You're such a nice guy who never drinks and never talks about women like they're tramps! You have so many good morals and an upstanding and put together reputation! Now lets go do your favorite activity and see an opera then drink wine while talking about my poodle and why you love it so much."
IEE: "hey I'm having a compliment party on friday. You should be there."
SLI: *stares*
EII: "tehe... I need a bath."

[Capitalist Pig]

dj arendee, you suck at flirting btw

[DirectorAbbie]

This entire thread is worthless, polikujm. I don't think there's a need to point out how stupid the individual claims are.

[JWC3]

SEE: "Baby are you sure you're not EII because you're FiNe."

As soon as I can, I must say this.

[Azure Flame]

This entire thread is worthless, polikujm. I don't think there's a need to point out how stupid the individual claims are.

Uh oh. I think someone took it personally.

[DirectorAbbie]

Uh oh. I think someone took it personally.

If I had taken it personally, I would have pointed out the flaws in the LSE sections, not disregarded the entire thing as idiocy. I didn't see a single realistic claim for any type.

[Azure Flame]

If I had taken it personally, I would have pointed out the flaws in the LSE sections, not disregarded the entire thing as idiocy. I didn't see a single realistic claim for any type.

You are alone and too serious.