Me: doing whatever, following my curiosity and being nice in general.

LSI DNCH-Dominant: What are you doing here? Prove it to me! Who are you? Are you a terrorist? Put your hands where I can see'em! Don't move or I'm gonna shoot!

Me: It's an error.... I work here!

LSI: *shoots*
LSI: .....
LSI: It was self-defence against a terrorist anyway. Phew, that was a close call ! I'm a f*****g hero!

It would be funny if only this kind of scenario didn't repeat again and again. It's like they are stuck in their own neurotic projection and feeding themselves all these confirmation bias. With other LSI DCNH subtypes the issue is not as bad.