One & only type me thread forever

[Chthonic Daydream]

Back when it was normal for teenagers to marry, & single at 30 meant you'd be alone forever. All I ask is that someone throws me an Irish wake. Give my corpse a whiskey on the rocks.

Oh, jolly good, I am getting married! The sweetest of ceremonies will be put in place to celebrate the union of two souls: mine and Marianne's, my cousin. All for the noble goal of purity, love, and the inheritance of the purebred horse stables scattered across her evergreen estates.

[SlytherinPower]

Oh, jolly good, I am getting married! The sweetest of ceremonies will be put in place to celebrate the union of two souls: mine and Marianne's, my cousin. All for the noble goal of purity, love, and the inheritance of the purebred horse stables scattered across her evergreen estates.

Got to keep the family rein going. Like the Egyptian rulers did.