2020 Disunited States of America Election

[Adam Strange]

For me, Trump's biggest disappointment was that he wasn't president Charlie Sheen. I was anticipating a party-beast who snorts cocaine and publicly (and unapologetically) has threesomes with hookers.

Eating Big Macs and fried chicken in bed while paying off hookers wasn't good enough for you?

[xerx]

Eating Big Macs and fried chicken in bed while paying off hookers wasn't good enough for you?

Eating Big Macs and fried chicken isn't particularly risqué. Having sex with hookers in secret is too cliché to be interesting. Charlie Sheen looked you straight in the eye and owned it.