All that is well and good, but you're going to be disappointed when the ants steal your identity and the crows have you shot by the police.
Originally Posted by xerxe
Well, Mr. President, it’s the bees and spiders again! They stole my food stamps, and sold ’em to the rats. And I tried to get down to my car, for to honk the horn for help, but the snakes has gotten it for the cockroaches. I go back upstairs, but the spiders has jammed the police lock! I ain’t been inside for a week, and I know that my wife is sleepin’ with the bees!From I Think We’re All Bozos on This Bus, 1971.
Could you state that as a question, please?
Well sure, Mr. President! Where can I get a job?!