Originally Posted by
sojourn
(EII) Crossed paths with a particularly brash LSE because my friends play flag football and I join them from time to time.
1st conversation-
He was trying to herd a bunch of tipsy people and failing. Caught up with him and said, "What do you want?"
LSE: "What? Why do you care?"
EII: "They won't follow you unless you give them a reason"
LSE: "I'm trying to take them to pocha (Korean drink/food place)"
EII: "Then, say that instead"
LSE: "Oh"
Few months later-
Predictably, he noticed my attraction to another player (SLI) and cornered me. I didn't want him to getting involved, so I bluffed.
EII: "What if you are the one that I like?"
LSE: "What? You like me? Since when?"
EII: "So then?"
LSE: "Well, you are objectively attractive- everyone knows that
... but..." (for the record, I am average at best)
EII: "I'm not your type because I'm not Asian, right?"
LSE: "Well, yes"
EII: have no reason to be upset, but feels like a bee sting to the face