How To Offend Everyone at Once
1. Make a porno using a religious symbol as a dildo.
2. Burn all the world's most popular books and flags by shorting out an HD TV and PlayStation under them and using surfboards as kindling.
3. Make an actual Donald Trump cult and kill yourselves for Trump, especially if you're also religious quiver-full ideologues.
4. Start an annual tradition involving burning new cars with cows inside them by dousing them in gasoline.
5. Force people to get gay marriages.
6. Dress animals up as people and make them have sex in public as anti-furries.
7. Become a Social Justice Nazi.
8. Implant wombs in kidnapped men and impregnate them.
9. Make a site dedicated to caricatures of real people masturbating.
Tell people that their opinions don't matter.
This reminds me of a Top Gear episode where Jeremy and his two chums drove through Alabama with messages written on their cars such as "MAN-LOVE RULES OK", "NASCAR SUCKS", "COUNTRY & WESTERN IS RUBBISH", and "HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT", and nearly got shot and/or lynched.
The problem (or at least one of them) with the Americans is that they have no sense of "humour".
I saw that episode. Those guys have done some crazy things, but I’ve spent time in the South and I thought that was flat out life-threatening.
Originally Posted by Subteigh
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
*Offend everyone who is exposed to the offense at once, e.g. if you use a cross as a dildo, Christians/sympathizers will be offended by defiling a cross and anti-Christians will be offended someone stuck an awful religious symbol inside a perfectly good orifice.
Originally Posted by FreelancePoliceman
Won't that kind of cancel the weight of the offense? I mean, the Christians will be offended, but at the same time pleased that the anti-Christians are also offended, and vice versa. I guess if you are only interested in offending and not how much weight it carries, then it doesn't matter.
Originally Posted by coeruleum
No, because people are too offended to think about how other groups will also be offended due to the inherent self-absorption of humans.
Originally Posted by voider