Goethe's Faust Movie (Hollywood version) Casting

[Metamorph]

God: Morgan Freeman
Mephistopheles: Craig Ferguson
Faust: David Bowie (assuming he's alive)
Gretchen: Anne Hathaway


Who else would you personally cast? Every minor part must be filled! Make Hollywood Great Again: Stop the dumb superhero movies and recite the entire German national drama in English using the most pretentious members of modern English-speaking popular culture as actors!

[Metamorph]

Prologue in Heaven:



Faust studying magic and fashion:



And Gretchen also studying magic and more fashion:



Meanwhile, the battle scenes look like this:



I fully accept the consequences of suggesting a pop cultural film adaptation of what is perhaps the most intensively highbrow drama of all time including a presumably-dead rock star in the cast: sheer awesomeness. On that note, Elvis is English and roams the hills, so let's get him in here too.

You will not ruin my epic fantasy, because your fantasy does not contain an epic, and thus cannot overpower mine, and this is a fact.

[Not A Communist Shill]

Faust: Eine deutsche Volkssage, 1926
Director F. W. Murnau

Probably before your time, but a good movie. I don't really remember the actors.

[Not A Communist Shill]

God: Sean Connery / Jimmy Carter / Paul McCartney / Arnold Schwarzenegger
Mephistopheles: Bob Dylan / Tilda Swinton / J. K. Rowling / Björk
Faust: Henry Kissinger / Noam Chomsky / Keith Richards / Stephen King
Gretchen: Cher / Shakira / Ayumi Hamasaki / Paris Hilton