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    In order to win our cultural independence from England, we're going to have to start speaking American instead of English. So, let's get to work splicing English, American dialects (any language,) German, Gaelic, Spanish, Yiddish, and North American Indian languages (the ones who like America as a country after asking their permission, no cultural appropriation.)

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    Isn’t it England that’s become/ing culturally dependent on the States?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Subteigh View Post


    Apparently Americans speak ye olde English better than English people do.
    http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/201...ritish-english

    *Speak Choctaw, okay?

    Quote Originally Posted by FreelancePoliceman View Post
    Isn’t it England that’s become/ing culturally dependent on the States?
    It's not until America decides some bloke with a Cockney accent is actually not incomprehensibly amazing and superior in every way for being British.

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    Come back to Europe, fellow "Americans", we miss you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkAngelFireWolf69 View Post
    Come back to Europe, fellow "Americans", we miss you!
    I was almost going to do that, but then I decided America needs a Brecht zur Klampfe Show too, and everyone in America screeched at once, because that's racist.





    Just look at these horrible Nazis right here.

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    The only words I would need in my vocabulary is 'MERICA and FREEDUM!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muddy View Post
    The only words I would need in my vocabulary is 'MERICA and FREEDUM!
    And bacon. Don't forget about bacon.

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    I'm Canadian. I'm allowed to shift between American and British spellings and grammar. I have more freedoms than in your failed, Yankee-doodle, post-revolutionary banana republic.
    Last edited by xerxe; 04-14-2020 at 08:08 PM.

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