Quote Originally Posted by Adam Strange View Post
LIE:
Hi, (ESI's name here).
Are you up for some tacos at Tmaz Taqueria in an hour or two? My treat.

ESI:
Please consider learning how to plan ahead a little further.

LIE:
Is that a "No"?
I haven't eaten yet.

ESI:
Or put another way, the chances of me showing up with an hours notice is zero to negative zero.
That is a no

LIE:
How about tomorrow for dinner? The taco place is closed, but Seva is open.

ESI:
You pretty much called me fat, which pretty much earned you a spot on the permanent poop list.

LIE:
What?
You're not fat.
I could not have called you fat because I don't believe you are fat, and I never lie. Not lying makes my life easier.

ESI:
You're the one that wins against the odds. Consider finding another girl who is more physically to your liking.


-Adam: Man, this woman is a hard sell.
Christ sounds like a cunt. Tell her to remove that stick off her ass already