ESI/LIE Conversations

[kingslayer]

LIE:
Hi, (ESI's name here).
Are you up for some tacos at Tmaz Taqueria in an hour or two? My treat.

ESI:
Please consider learning how to plan ahead a little further.

LIE:
Is that a "No"?
I haven't eaten yet.

ESI:
Or put another way, the chances of me showing up with an hours notice is zero to negative zero.
That is a no

LIE:
How about tomorrow for dinner? The taco place is closed, but Seva is open.

ESI:
You pretty much called me fat, which pretty much earned you a spot on the permanent poop list.

LIE:
What?
You're not fat.
I could not have called you fat because I don't believe you are fat, and I never lie. Not lying makes my life easier.

ESI:
You're the one that wins against the odds. Consider finding another girl who is more physically to your liking.


-Adam: Man, this woman is a hard sell.

This chick sounds like an idiot ...

I also don't understand how she could have interpreted that as being called fat. maybe I'm the idiot here.. but doesn't mean she isnt 1 too

[Adam Strange]

This chick sounds like an idiot ...

I also don't understand how she could have interpreted that as being called fat. maybe I'm the idiot here.. but doesn't mean she isnt 1 too

@kingslayer, she was referring to an earlier convo that she and I had. She had asked me to describe my previous GF's, and I said they were all really thin. She has a more normal build, but I didn't say that. I'm sure that I actually didn't say anything at all about her build. I'm assuming that, as @ashlesha said, she had already made up her mind about a guy who was interested in her and was looking for a reason to keep him at arm's length.