Yeah, lol I have heard that among northern people male genitals tend to change in size dynamically based on temperature. The length in pants can be very small compared to erected state.
Seriously, kick in the nuts can be a daily a joke but not among daily threats. Have I gotten any? Maybe I have hit them couple of times.
Of course Italians such as FDG have swollen balls due to soccer.
BOOB owners need to wear supportive gear. God dammit. What a hassle.