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[Computer Loser]

Oh, I always assumed you were gay

Well yeah, it’s actually a LONG story, but pretty much your dad's pussy smelled like stinky fish from the sewers of Sweden.

That shit was SO traumatizing. STDs and all:

— White cheesey goo all over the place.
— His retarded ass didn’t clean his ass well either so there was a lot of poop nuggets everywhere

While cuddling he’d whisper in my ear (in his gay lisp) about your micro-penis, how erect it’d get while you browsed through my posts in the dark wearing your hoodie and your mother’s used, dirty thong she used during her prostitution days and daily gang-bang whoring sessions, with a box of tissues on the side.

Too much man. Had to turn straight -plus, it’s more fun!!