Yeah I do agree that banning straws is pretty insulting to nature and to those with half a brain. It's like going over to someone's house, totally trashing it, and then deciding you'll make things right by pulling out a couple weeds from their garden- the same garden that you also dumped a ton of salt in the night before. Not going to make that much of a difference.
So, do you practice what you preach?
What's your enneagram type, stacking?