How many "perfect" duals have you met so far

[Spermatozoa]

My idealized dual is a sunny and jovial, yet spicy and passionate creature. Her touch radiates sensual warmth. She is not pedantic, skittish or materialistic, nor does she smoke or eat onions. Oh, and big tits would be good too.

However I know that if you seek perfection, happiness in life will remain elusive. People are just too complicated and bound to surprise you.