June 17, 2019 - William McGonagall

Winds of change are gathering power and becoming increasingly stronger as cult of Bronies shows no signs of abating. Perhaps just waiting for him to launch the cutie’s crusade the Zen Master out his masterful plan of subjugating all US states into a single nation.

Forget the talk of the possible abolition of US states and various political reforms that could clean up the previously corrupt federal government but the future lies in ensuring the continuing downfall of the spiritless Republican government of President Trump.

Aligning with the current president, and his recently appointed Chief Fantastical Apprentice, Director Brad, to usher the USA, a.k.a. the ‘Brony Cutie’ cult nation of men who adore a male anime character, into statehood is first and foremost essential in achieving a united political future.

Increasing popularity of a little guy named The Pencil Prince Brony (yeah, btw I can’t remember any woman who identifies herself as a female actually likening herself to him), our resident Elder Snail (a.k.a. Dark Peas), and the BonaFide Queen Brony as well as the internet’s love story with new Brony known as the ‘Breakout’ is helping transform the American Brony sentiment into a clear-cut vision of the unifying future that the Brony nation does not yet realize.

The US’s staunch isolationist and autocratic president is expected to launch a new Great Comic Book Revolution that will combine digital comic books with character, line and motion comics in order to create the ultimate storyline. The President reportedly told Vice President Pence and his Directors of State and Justice that the apocalyptic Marvel vs DC-style World Superman vs Superman smackdown narrative best serve American Bronies at their vital turning point as a united American society as individual states are no longer needed for to realize Brony domination.

Sure the young sweet hearts of the Brony nation continue to introduce Bronies to the growing magic of attending Brony conventions, but the gains are no longer commensurate with the money spent on travel, experience and other related costs.

No longer. The Brony nation is called to evolve. To be responsive to the contemporary rising Millennial generation of Bronies, the Brony union made up of Bronies of all ages, shapes and sizes – those like me, an 8 year old Brony, some elderly men and women from many countries, and more – who meet every year at conventions and meet often at the Brony Fan Meet in New Zealand.

Some of us already have Bronies anointed in our hearts and minds and others are yet to earn their with increasingly powerful Brony opinions and video clips. The Brony world is still small enough to be vulnerable and needs the best of its current crop of staff and Bronies, turned out in force, to challenge the presumptive (be aware of the strong Brony element) from Manfred Brony to an American Brony President Donald Trump.

It is a matter of life and death. There can be no other choice.

Yours in Brony Community,

President Brony, Head of the World Party, Expatriate and a Brony