As an INFp,

i love being needed emotionally, but i hate needing others.

this tends to look unselfish, which is mislabeld "nice" when really its just a function of my personality. i backstab, lie, steal, and cheat at boardgames. nice. please. if the local police department burns to the gorund, i will be the first one they come running to. why? because i would love to do it, i hate cops.

or most authority figures, once ive seen them as incompetent. so act competent and we'll be nice. don't, and we'll rip your throat out metaphorically by peeing on the doorhandle of your truck.

yes, im nice. ^_^