My poop is type 4
Mine was type 7 today
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This past year or so, my poop has been so intense and heavy and sludge-like sometimes. A couple of days ago, a huge amount stuck to the bottom of public toilet, and I had to flush it 7 or 8 times to get most of it away. Even after, there were still streaks on the bottom of the bowl.
I’ve lost a lot of weight this past week so I wonder if this is somehow connected.
Recently it's been type 2. Drinking coffee usually gives an automatic promotion to type 4.
This is the most disgusting thread I’ve come by on here. Congratulations. I’m simultaneously disgusted and amused..
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I took a huge dump today. It was long and came out of the water like a sea serpent. Just thought I'd let you all know.
It was a large type 4. Therefore it was art.
The worst kind of poop is the one that hits you right after you get out of the shower. It's like... What was the point?
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It happened to me again yesterday, this time at a new acquaintances house. I couldn’t find a toilet brush, so I had to use toilet paper to wipe the stained bowl with my own hands, flush several times and wash my hands multiple times after.
Thank you. I have been eating out / store-bought a lot this past year.
I rarely if ever encounter streaks in public or other toilets though... so either people are as careful about hiding it as I am, or they generally eat less protein than I do. I guess I’ve not lived extensively in the US / around people known to eat a lot of protein yet be messy and gross so this makes sense. It might be both.
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you guys ever have that dream where you poop so much it overflows the toilet bowl with shit logs?
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Poop can be weaponized.
I've got too many poop stories tbh. I'll provide you with three.
This one time I was fucking a girl anally and she started having cramps sort of and asked me to stop. I did, pulled out to find my dick pretty much covered from base to tip in shit. In situations such as this it's extremely important to handle it calmly and collected. I walked straight to the shower but on my way there my erect dick accidentally brushed the door.
Another time in boot camp I needed to take a shit after waking up at 0600. Part of military life is that they wanna pressure you pretty much every minute of every waken hour. The dude who was responsible of the toilets refused to let me use them, the morning before I had physically moved him out of the way cuz when I need to go I need to go. This time he had some help and they all yelled at me. I had to think on my feet and jumped out of my window. I shat behind our building, success! Anyway little did I know that I had stepped in it and then I trecked shit into our building. But it was cool I never got caught and some of my pals started spreading a rumour that it was this other guy who did it.
More recently I had a massive shit that I took a photo of and showed some of my fellow soldiers and we all started laughing cuz if it's sheer immensity. Anyway, the sarge came walking up to us cuz he was trying to become friends with us sort of and was like, "what's so funny? " I was like ehh, nothing, and then I could tell he was feeling left out so I was forced to show him. He looked at me with these sort of killers eyes and said "That's a nice shit."
"¯\_(ツ)_/¯",
When I was a kid I got yelled at for finger painting on the bathroom wall
Also, I never would poop at school. In kindergarten, as I was pincing my anal sphincter to keep the poop from coming out, but instead ended up pinching off the poo tip, which rolled down my pant leg and onto the floor. Embarrassed, I moved away as far as possible. Then a classmate noticed and shouted and pointed "Ewwww, there's poop on the floor!" and everyone gathered around to see.