Y'all shy babes are endearing... BUT WHERE IS THE BATTLETYPING WHEN WE REALLY NEED IT HUHH?!


Plan A (nice) is... simply tagging people and asking politely to give their opinions in the sheet The incentive being that you get typed in return

@anndelise
@peteronfireee (please someone add this cute bun to the list, he's missing! @Director Abbie)
@FDG
@Viktor
@Olimpia
@Without Warning
@Arachne



If that doesn't work:

Plan B (evil): We need someone unlikeable with extremely controversial, completely off typings (that are also lowkey insulting!) that try to prove everybody wrong to get it going. Like someone who types @Troll Nr 007 ESI-Se 2w3 SX. That would be explosive. Then others want to correct and make a better column, causing a huge buzz and downright hatestorm. The result: the sheet and thread blow up, further attracting people. We have to lure said controversial typist in with making them believe that they are completely accurate, the best, and welcome here. That's the devious scheme, now we just need someone to bring in the bait person. (Maybe this plan is already ruined because I gave it away, but the person would have to be too dense and caught up in being right to get it.)