Hello. To be ILI or not to be? I'm not an English-speaker
The Extended Questionnaire v0.2
Tell me about yourself.
Why should it be the first question?
I’m an average person of flesh and bones
and sometimes I can make sex-phone voice
with French accent not being French of course.
It’s a rap battle now.
I have talents. 2-C. If I had more, i could have been in the Guinness Book of Records. Timeless memes huh.
I don’t know what to say about myself, to be honest, I’m just an average girl that’s all.
What do you study or do for a living? How did you come to do that? What do you like or dislike about it?
I study accounting at the university. I used to work in bank. I didn’t know what to choose, I’m good for nothing but skilled anyway. I’m indifferent to it.
What are your values, and why?
I could survive. Not every person could reach it in my age. I take it for my personal achievement.
What else do you do on a daily basis? What are your interests and hobbies? Why do you do them?
I can draw. Idk, I just like drawing. And music, yep that’s all. I haven’t chosen them as hobbies: it just happened so.
Describe your relations with family and friends. What do you like and dislike about them?
Good. How can I describe it? It just works (well) ©JJBA
What do you look for in friends? In romantic relationships?
Honesty and fun? Okay they should love me even if they are so vocal in desire to kill me.
What conflicts have you encountered recently with other people? Why did they happen? Which kinds seem to happen on a regular basis?
None ;^) I’m not that much of a scandalous person. Sometimes I am yelled at because I have a disaster in my room but nah
How would your friends describe you?
Kawaii tyrant.
What do people generally see as your strengths? What do you like about yourself?
I’m smart/ I’m very kind. Wait, why don’t you believe me& Honesty is my biggest trait!
What are your weaknesses? What criticism do you often face from others? What do you dislike about yourself?
Sick personality. I’m an insufferable ass with a large ham as told on TV Tropes. Idk, I don’t have a sense of humour.
In what areas of life can you manage well on your own? In what areas of your life would you like help?
I can manage anything I guess, except for maybe people because they are all unpredictable creatures and don’t obey my rules.
What things do you dislike doing? What things do you enjoy more than others?
Answer questions. How can I measure it, huh?
What goals, aspirations, or plans do you have for the future? How did you come to have them?
None. I am just leaning on my spine (yeah I meant literally this) and flying straight into Nirvana, listening meanwhile some shitty synthpop.
If you had enough money to live comfortably for the rest of your life without working, what would you do with your time?
Previous answer won’t count, right? Then I want to have my art-gallery and a small business.
What traits do you find endearing that others might dislike? What traits are considered positive/neutral by others but tend to annoy you?
Straightforwardness. I can’t bear those cunning assholes, who smile a lot and then stab a knife into your ribs.
I don’t like very sensitive people.
What kinds of things do you do to manage and/or beautify your environment (your room, your house, etc.)? What do you think of daily chores?
None.
Annoying.
How do you behave around strangers?
Calmly and shy.
How do you react to conflict? What do you do if somebody insults or attacks you?
I just tell: curse word off curse word, otherwise, you will have your brains in your own stomach.
I can die if I won’t be strong enough.
What is one common misconception that people have? Explain why it is wrong.
That I'm a pretentious sociopath. It’s not true: I'm just goofing off.
What did you do last Friday?
I was at home, I’m sure.
What is your biggest accomplishment?
I found this website.
What is something you regret?
I was born.
Who do you admire, and why?
Some artists. And musicians. But I don’t consider them as icons of my life?
What's been on your mind? Has anything been worrying or concerning you? What problems have you encountered lately?
I’m going to move to another country.. I’m emotionally unstable because of it, so…beware: this country can be yours.
What are your religious or spiritual beliefs and why do you hold them?
I believe in myself because I’m 100% real.
What are your political beliefs, and why? To what extent do you care about politics?
Liberal? I just some kind of fashion, with this SJW-style, but frequently speaking Idc.
Would you ever be interested in starting a business? Why or why not? What role would you play in it? What kind of business would it be?
Maybe but I’m not that ambitious and risky person so idk how well could it work.
What kind of work environment do you prefer? What do you look for in a job?
Calm. Just calm. And not monotonous.
What is or was your favorite school subject and why?
Meth, sorry, misspelled math. Because I was good at it of course.
How do you approach responsibility? What do you tend to expect of others?
It’s okay for me to take responsibility but in this case everyone should listen to me and not to blab much.
Where did you go on your most recent vacation? What did you do there? How did you like it and why?
I stayed at my hometown
What were you like as a kid? How have you changed since you were a child?
Idk, some kind of “dolphin sounds” as always.
What was your high school experience like?
Nothing memorable.
Talk about a significant event from your life.
You thiNk I have anything? WRONG.
Do you like kids? Why or why not?
NO THEy ARE NOISY AND ANNOYING
If you were to raise a child, what would be your main concerns, what measures would you take, and why?
I WILL BE A STRICT YET FAIR PARENT AND WILL CONCIDER desires OF MY CHILDren NOT OBEYING THEM.
But i won’t reproduce of course
Ever feel stuck in a rut? If yes, describe the causes and your reaction to it.
Idk I don’t get it.
How do you see other people as a whole? What do you consider a prevalent social problem? Name one.
Unpredictable.
Multiculturalism is a problem. I said liberal?. Nope, not much.
What do you do if you're not getting what you want? What approach do you use?
Nah, I always get all what I want eventually. You just should to wait for it.
Are you comfortable taking leadership roles? In what areas? Why or why not?
It doesn’t matter for me.
How often do you get angry? What kinds of things make you angry?
Stupid people.
What is the best thing that happened to you during the past week?
I got ice cream.
What is the worst thing that happened to you during the past week?
I survived that week.
What is the purpose of life? What do you find personally meaningful in life?
I just live. I don’t think about it much.
What is the most interesting place you have been, and why?
My room. I create my ideas mainly here.
How do you dress or manage your appearance?
Randomly.
Do you like surprises?
No.
Is there anything else important about you that we should know?
It wasn’t a lie.
Sincerely yours,
daily ILI.