^And then the Eternal Dual looks at you quizzically but politely, and wonders about the merits of another glass of Sangria. *sigh* You know that mystical ramblings would get you filed as "fun but unreliable", and that polite inquiry into their pants would get you one (1) thank-you text, so you just...

CUM TO DADDY MY DOOL, WE'LL GET WRECKED! *drunk sniffle*

and then you get your first official toothbrush (!) and VOILÀ, *you* can send a thank-you note craftily crafted to become an Interesting Conversation(tm).

Just demonstrating.