I’ve always had a mixed impression of Musk, as if he were a blend of two different types, or he was a new type altogether.

Today I saw his clone in the Kroger checkout line. He had that same mostly happy, sometimes sharp look in his eyes, disheveled hair, a Salvation Army quality outfit, and my god he looked and acted exactly like Musk. He was buying a single sack of potatoes.

His attention was focused on the woman he was with. She looked so much like an ESI but smiled like an SEI, as if she were also a blend of two types. She had on a cheap pink jacket with a fur-lined hood thrown back, and she only had eyes for him. Actually, they only had eyes for each other. Every once in a while, they would seek out each other’s hand to hold while they were waiting for the cashier.

I really wanted to approach them and ask for permission to take a video of them, but hey, even I have some social boundaries.