I find it harder to believe that I exist than that I don't.
I'm a guy trapped inside a girl's body
1. When I was 9 years old, I went on holiday with my parents to Greece and for whatever reason (I can hardly remember this, so second hand) I was by a pool at our hotel in Paros, anyway I was talking about politics to this old dude who turned out to be the Ambassador to Greece at the time, and he said that I'd grow up to be the Prime Minster one day. I hope he was joking and my destiny lies elsewhere, because politicians these days are not permitted to have a passionate sex life.
2. When I was 16, I wrote a piano piece for my grandfather's 70th birthday as a surprise present and my parents had it performed in front of him. At the time, I had no idea of how to write music for a piano so it naturally moves with your hands, so I didn't realize but it was actually extremely difficult for the poor guy we hired to play it. Still I made a big impression on people, and I keep a copy of the score in my room to this day lol.
I have a blood mutation called Factor V Leiden that causes hypercoagulation. I like to pretend that it gives me Wolverine-like healing factor abilities, but the truth is that it could be life threatening with extreme bruising.
Sometimes I take out the trash wearing only my underwear.
I sometimes go out in commando. Reason? Laziness.
My underwear are all dirty.
It's actually sexy
I always fart a couple times a day.
I also poop like 2-3times a day.
really? 2-3 times a day? I go maybe once, sometimes twice, and occasionally skip days
When i don't require social interaction i pretty much always have earbuds in, listening to music. I also dream of being a drummer one day. At my student association I sometimes perform as DJ
I am me. I am you. You are me. We are not perennial.
I never smoked and drank Vodka 2 times in my life.
The last time it was "Absolute" which my boss gave me and to my opponent in a hope to make peace between us. That was hopeless, but that Vodka was interesting - it had no taste at all, like pure water.
train your mighty F, padavan. and your jokes will become better
I was once arrested and thrown into the drunk tank cuz I told the cop who was searching me; "If you find something hard, it's only my dick".
Aw @Bertrand responded there. So i think he's interested knowing that.
Hahahahahahahahaha xD
I love you bert lol xD It's like bert Simpson
We can assume you're not a Se-ego from that alone, as @Bertrand is Se PoLR.
By the way, I flirt with pretty much everyone just to see how they respond. It isn't personal.