I have loads of stories about being stalked by homeless people, I'm terrified of ghosts (despite not being sold on their existence) and I won't eat at a restaurant that serves Pepsi because I'm a Diet Coke addict. There's one exception--a sushi buffet with amazing fish that serves Corona. I love drinking Corona when I'm eating sushi/squid/shrimp/fish.

I can beat just about anyone at Tetris. I've been to Estonia and ate at a remodeled McDonalds in Tallinn that claimed to have a playplace, but it was just a single tunnel with a slide. During my teen years, I was obsessed with calorie counting and used to faint quite a bit.

Oh yeah, and I write smut. That's the one that most people seem interested in.