By "God" I actually mean the Lord God.Originally Posted by ashlesha
There's either a new God, or the old God decided he wants to copy Steve Jobs and start replacing humans like iPhones by having monkeys and wolves evolve into people and dogs repeatedly. We're going to have the Human 2, Human 3, Human Shuffle, Human Nano, Human Touch, Human 4, Human 5S (The Supermen,) Human 5C (the inferior, colored version, thanks Steve Jobs for creating our racist future under our probably new God,) Human 6, Human XS (because Nano wasn't new enough) and we're just going to get replaced every couple of years in God time (creation took seven "days" so let's do the math) because the old ones will all wear out at the same time as expected and start getting cancer and heart disease once our doctors patch all the bugs and block the viruses.
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