sharing a link that mfckr linked in the chatbox. because WHAT THE FUCK

http://reason.com/blog/2014/03/21/ha...ht-to-have-sex

"Cops insisted that they must be free not just to receive blowjobs and handjobs from prostitutes but also to engage in vaginal and anal intercourse with them. Evidently the police also need permission to engage in "flagellation or torture by or upon a person as an act of sexual stimulation or gratification" (Hawaii's definition of "sadomasochistic abuse"). Just in case."