I like the questionnaire on this site but it doesn't tell me enough to (stereo)type anyone so I decided to make my own questionnaire. I not only want to know how deep, intelligent, talented or original you are. I want to know superficial things since I think they say a lot about us too. I NEED DETAIL PEOPLE! Ahem, yes a few details but only as much as you can comfortably share.
If you think you are too good for this foolishness, go on back to sleep, grandma. We'll try to keep it down…wake ya when it's over.
By the time we are finished laughing and pointing at each other We may "know" each other a little better.
*This was created while I listened to the Bloodhound Gang, "The Bad Touch" on a half hour loop. I kept stopping to dance.
**I have given some examples
*** Tried to put video in spoiler tags but did't work so if someone can fix it for me that would be peachy.
- What kind of car do you drive, color, make, ,model, year… kick ass stereo?
- What's your hair color, hair style, eye color, skin tone etc..?
- Ethnicity?
- Sexual orientation? (e.g. Lone Ranger, Giddy up cowboy, wham bam, thank you ma'am, all the above)
- Have you ever, been to church, black mass, a sporting event, a rave, Woodstock, head start class?
- Do you collect anything? Like what? (e.g. dolls, stamps, baseball cards, hand me down porn mags…eeeew)
- Do you paint, write, draw, write your own music/lyrics, play an instrument, sing, dance?
- What are your sleep patterns (e.g. insomniac, dead to the world, early to bed, early to rise)
- What do you usually dream about? Nightmares?
- What is your sexual style? (e.g. I put it on ya, give it to me baby, I'm super freaky)
- Who would your celebrity parents be? (e.g. Mother Teresa + James Dean =, Madonna + Lil Wayne =… choose as many as you like.
- Financial status? (e.g. my paper stacks so high when I look down on ya, all I see is the top of your head, skid row baby, now pass me that bottle, or anywhere in between.)
- Any deep, dark secrets?
- If stranded on a desert island what three things would you need to survive? (e.g. my partner, my dog, my bible, my straightening iron, my vibrator)
If you answer all these questions, truthfully, then I will use my amazing powers of intuition and observation to tell you what kinda person you are, in ten words or less, or at the very least laugh at you. Coz, I got skillz like dat!