Writing from SLE/ESTp point of view

[Herzy]

So I have an idea!


You guys give me a topic to write about, and I'll write a completely biased blurb on the subject that is clouded by my ESTp point of view. How does that sound? It'll provide entertainment for you guys, too. It's a win-win idea!

So who wants to start?

[Gilly]

Ok, here's one:

ENTp vs. ESTp. Discuss.

[Herzy]

Okay, here goes:

Rather than writing a gigantic paragraph on this, which would be boring for you to read because there would be endless comparisons, I'm going to make a chart. See below:


Social scene:

ESTp: scares people away with their massive muscles and over-aggressiveness.
ENTp: scares people away with their body odor.

How they make people happy:

ESTp: with their thick pen0rs.
ENTp: with their thick ball-point pens. Everyone needs a pen that doesn't clog up.

How they make people angry:

ESTp: By purposely going out of their way to shit on your face.
ENTp: By shitting on your face accidentally, because they missed the toilet.

Sports:

ESTp: Perfect skill and precision, especially involving the fine motor movements.
ENTp: He stumbles accross the field...HE'S AT THE 20...10...5...OH LOOK HE TRIPPED ON A BLADE OF GRASS! HE'S GOING DOWN! WHAT'S THAT?! It looks like the football hit him where his cup would be, if he only remembered to put it on. That's gotta hurt! But wait?!?!?! It stuck to his schlong?! TOUCHDOWN!!!

Stereotype:

ESTp: The stupid j0k.
ENTp: The kid who wears his pants up to his manboobs.

Secret weapon:

ESTp: Balls of steel.
ENTp: Balls of cork.


And that's all I feel like doing right now.

[Creepy-pokeball]

So I have an idea!


You guys give me a topic to write about, and I'll write a completely biased blurb on the subject that is clouded by my ESTp point of view. How does that sound? It'll provide entertainment for you guys, too. It's a win-win idea!

So who wants to start?

Rub my butt. Thank you!

[Herzy]

Butt-rubbing. Butts can be fun to rub or grab, or downright repulsive, depending on whose ass is getting rubbed or grabbed. For example, if it were, say, my fucking sexy INFp's ass, it would be totally fun. On the flipside, if it were my grandpa's, it would be downright disgusting. So let's talk about the INFp's ass instead.

INFps have nice asses. They're the right amount of size, firm, and shape, perfect for your ESTp's wandering hands. It's not too big or small; but rather somewhere in the middle. They have a relatively good amount of muscle, but are not rock-hard (like a penis) either. At last, they're always a good amount of round also.

Sometimes, a simple squeeze will sufface. Quick, and to the point. You spot the INFp ass up ahead. Time to go in for the kill! Proceed in a stealthy manner, up to them without them noticing. Outstretch your right hand, and take hold of the right butt cheek. Give it a quick but firm squeeze, and make a swift exit from the premesis. They will thank you for it later.

Next comes the longer but less firm grab, good for public places. When you're walking next to your awesome INFp, smoothly propel the proper hand in the direction of your INFp's ass. Then, rest your hand there, but don't squeeze too hard. This is good to rest your hand; it's not like trying to get toothpaste out of an almost-empty container. Go easy.

And then there is the double-hand grab, which is long, intense, and relatively firm. You usually stand in front of them, and reach around the sides, so you can get proper access to the rear side. I'll leave out the details here, or else I will get the banz0rz.

[Creepy-pokeball]

LOL!

Everyone touches my ESFp friend's butt cause it is rock hard. His butt gets around a lot, it seems. He's offered a touch to everyone. He ran away from me, though, because, when he offered, I mentioned Brokeback Mountain in excitement.

[oyburger]

This makes me worry about the relationship between my ESTp husband and INFp sister.

[Herzy]

This makes me worry about the relationship between my ESTp husband and INFp sister.

[snegledmaca]

Discuss

- EDITED - dead rabbit removed

[UDP]

This makes me worry about the relationship between my ESTp husband and INFp sister.

there you go

[vague]

[Joy]

lol I wasn't allowed to watch Bambi

[vague]

[Joy]

I believe my dad thought there was some sort of political agenda to the movie.

Here's a list of other things I was not allowed to watch for various reasons:

Gummi Bears
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Tale Spin
The Little Mermaid (I was allowed to see it in the theater, but then I was lectured about how evil it was in the car on the way home)
Mister Rogers Neighborhood
many, many, many, many movies and most shows that had any form of magic in it... I am having trouble recalling specifics at the moment

[Mariano Rajoy]

I believe my dad thought there was some sort of political agenda to the movie.

Here's a list of other things I was not allowed to watch for various reasons:

Gummi Bears
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Tale Spin
The Little Mermaid (I was allowed to see it in the theater, but then I was lectured about how evil it was in the car on the way home)
Mister Rogers Neighborhood
many, many, many, many movies and most shows that had any form of magic in it... I am having trouble recalling specifics at the moment

a friend of mine had a mother like that. he could only play the bible game on nintendo. it was complete b.s. that he had a nintendo but only the bible game. he like coming over to my house because my parents were religious freaks about "magic" and other inane shite and agreed with his parents, but my parents rarely forbid me to prticipate in forms of entertainment because of it. bambi was seen as bad because it had a political agenda against hunters; my father was a hunter. the little mermaid was bad because of subliminal cartoons on the cover of the video; i remember seeing the huge pen_s hidden within the tower of the castle.

any how, i wanted to hear herzy comment on the relationship of ontotheological speculation to socionics.

[Joy]

the little mermaid was bad for a few reasons, the greatest of which was that the father saw it as his fault when his daughter got into troubled when she's the one who DISOBEYED *the crowd gasps* (somehow, the disobedience seemed to be a greater issue with the movie than the fact that the main character made a deal with evil, though that was discussed as well)

after all, everyone knows that children are to OBEY every single thing those in AUTORITY, particularly their parents, order without hesitation or questioning. this is absolute. wives are also to OBEY their husbands.

gah

[Creepy-Diana]

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[XoX]

One thing has been on my mind recently...maybe you could give me an answer.

If ESTp, ISTp, ESTj, ISTj and ENTj got into a fist fight what would happen and most of all...who would win? In what order would they go down? I think these are the types most likely to physically beat the crap out of other types. But which of them is the toughest? You can add ESFp and ISFj there too if you want.

[Joy]

who cares? the ENTj would win the law suit.

[Herzy]

law suits are so boring

[discojoe]

Star Trek

[Joy]

http://picarddancing.ytmnd.com/

[Herzy]

Star Trek

Star Trek is a piece of shit form of entertainment created for the nerdiest INTjs out there. The fact that not all INTjs are nerdy enough to like Star Trek really says something also.

Someday, I want to go to a Star Trek convention, and supervise the hell out of all the patrons there. I'll gather all of my ESTp, ESFp, ISTj, and ISFj buddies, and we'll all pwn the hell out of the Star Trekkies with our massive combined forces of . After we're all done, the world will thank us.

You're welcome.

[discojoe]

That is highly illogical.

[heath]

Star Trek is full of moral situations.

[Joy]

yes, it is.

[oyburger]

The only thing my parents forbade me from seeing as a kid was The Crying Game. To this day I still haven't seen it.

[XoX]

who cares? the ENTj would win the law suit.

Well think about a setting where you have given up the rights to sue anyone. Like a NHB tournament. You could also think of another competitive setting like they are coworkers in the same department and one boss position opens and they all really really want it! Or something I just have a feeling that when these types clash it will be pretty intense in any context.

[Herzy]

That is highly illogical.

I don't care, because I don't have any sort of related PoLR.

[FDG]

One thing has been on my mind recently...maybe you could give me an answer.

If ESTp, ISTp, ESTj, ISTj and ENTj got into a fist fight what would happen and most of all...who would win? In what order would they go down? I think these are the types most likely to physically beat the crap out of other types. But which of them is the toughest? You can add ESFp and ISFj there too if you want.

I think ISTj. When they go into frenzy mode it's...ugh.

[XoX]

One thing has been on my mind recently...maybe you could give me an answer.

If ESTp, ISTp, ESTj, ISTj and ENTj got into a fist fight what would happen and most of all...who would win? In what order would they go down? I think these are the types most likely to physically beat the crap out of other types. But which of them is the toughest? You can add ESFp and ISFj there too if you want.

I think ISTj. When they go into frenzy mode it's...ugh.

You mean something like this? (idea borrowed from krae )

[XoX]

Here...a battle between ESTp and ISTj is about to start...(hmm...predators are a bit introvert so perhaps ISTp and ISTj )

[FDG]

Aahahah!! The thing is that ESTps are:

- extraverted
- perceivers

so they let their energy release much more than ISTjs. So when ISTjs actually explode it's BOOOOOOOOOOOM.

As for predator, I think ESTp fits.

[XoX]

As for predator, I think ESTp fits.

Umm...so ESTj vs ESTp would look something like this...

[XoX]

And here is a confrontational ISTp challenging you to make the first move...

[Rocky]

One thing has been on my mind recently...maybe you could give me an answer.

If ESTp, ISTp, ESTj, ISTj and ENTj got into a fist fight what would happen and most of all...who would win? In what order would they go down? I think these are the types most likely to physically beat the crap out of other types. But which of them is the toughest? You can add ESFp and ISFj there too if you want.

I think ISTj. When they go into frenzy mode it's...ugh.

It seems everyone has a very different view of ISTJ then me. I don't see them as agressive at all.

Now, I don't want to say anything like any type is naturally best at "fist fighting" , but for ISTP, just keep Mike Tyson and Jack Dempsey in mind. Also Ty Cobb and Roger Clemens. And Mike Ditka and Bobby Knight. Those are good representations I think.

[FDG]

One thing has been on my mind recently...maybe you could give me an answer.

If ESTp, ISTp, ESTj, ISTj and ENTj got into a fist fight what would happen and most of all...who would win? In what order would they go down? I think these are the types most likely to physically beat the crap out of other types. But which of them is the toughest? You can add ESFp and ISFj there too if you want.

I think ISTj. When they go into frenzy mode it's...ugh.

It seems everyone has a very different view of ISTJ then me. I don't see them as agressive at all.

They're not as a rule, because they try hard to rationally follow their principles. In the rare occurance of eruption, you'd better run My dad's one. I've seen him only once very angry...I ran, luckily

Now, I don't want to say anything like any type is naturally best at "fist fighting" , but for ISTP, just keep Mike Tyson and Jack Dempsey in mind. Also Ty Cobb and Roger Clemens. And Mike Ditka and Bobby Knight. Those are good representations I think.

Yeah no dobut ISTPs would be at least 2nd [/img]

[heath]

Whatever, star trek taught me everything i know about treating people right
and beaming.

[Herzy]

Whatever, star trek taught me everything i know about treating people right
and beaming.

lmao

[Creepy-aurora_faerie]

Whatever, star trek taught me everything i know about treating people right
and beaming.

<3