1. Do you like puppies?
2. Do you have a favorite color of socks?
3. What if your favorite aquatic animal?
4. You pick up a book. What's it about?
5. You are alone in a desert. You see a camel, an oasis, and 3 face-painted clowns. What is your state of mind?
6. You have a box. Where would you choose to think and why?
7. What is your opinion on the United States' political system?
8. You see your friend crying. In the corner of a bar you see people laughing. Do you 1. console your friend or 2. punch the laughing people in the face, assuming they are the bullies? Or 3. MAKE YOUR OWN ANSWER.
9. I like math. True/False?
10. I like underwear parties. True/False?
11. I like brushing my teeth. True/False?
12. I hate True/False questions. $!@# you. --> True/False?
13. In combination of previous questions, do you like to do math in bars while brushing the teeth of aquatic animals?
14. Have you visited other countries?
15. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
17. Do you like to play sports?
18. What is your opinion on romantic relationships and commitment?
19. Would you ever have a one-night stand?
20. Are you male or female or other?
21. You are in the bank when the ground starts shaking. You realize there is a massive earthquake. You only have time to 1. save your best friend who is with you or 2. grab a briefcase with $1,000,000 dollars. What would you do?
22. Do you have any special, hidden talents?
23. What do you like to do for fun?
24. Do you have a career? Do you enjoy working?
25. Do you like to travel? What was your last vacation?
26. Do you have any upcoming vacations planned?
27. Do you know any other languages?
28. When glancing through this list of questions for the 1st time, did you notice that #16 is missing?
Answering these questions honestly should provide plenty of information to type you.