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    INPUT: I love you.
    MBTI: ESFJ
    SOCIONICS: ESFj

    INPUT: I hate you.
    MBTI: ESFJ
    SOCIONICS: ESFj

    INPUT: You are my friend.
    MBTI: ENFJ
    SOCIONICS: ENFj

    INPUT: You are my enemy.
    MBTI: ISFJ
    SOCIONICS: ISFp

    INPUT: You are good.
    MBTI: ISFP
    SOCIONICS: ISFj

    INPUT: You are bad.
    MBTI: ISTJ
    SOCIONICS: ISTp

    INPUT: I am racist.
    MBTI: ISFJ
    SOCIONICS: ISFp

    INPUT: You are racist.
    MBTI: ISFJ
    SOCIONICS: ISFp

    INPUT: I love my cats. They are so fun to play with. Sometimes my cats act silly.
    MBTI: ESFJ
    SOCIONICS: ESFj

    INPUT: Everybody deserves to live.
    MBTI: INTJ
    SOCIONICS: INTp

    INPUT: Some people do not deserve to live.
    MBTI: INTP
    SOCIONICS: INTj

    INPUT: Nobody deserves to live. Humans are scum.
    MBTI: INTJ
    SOCIONICS: INTp

    INPUT: I hope everybody dies.
    MBTI: ISTP
    SOCIONICS: ISTj

    INPUT: I do not know the truth. I am ignorant.
    MBTI: INTP
    SOCIONICS: INTj
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    <lungs`> INPUT: fuck my pussy hard stud muffin
    <lungs`> MBTI: ESFJ
    <lungs`> SOCIONICS: ESFj
    <lungs`> INPUT: heil ******
    <lungs`> MBTI: INTP
    <lungs`> SOCIONICS: INTj
    <davez> lol
    <davez> fuck my pussy hard lmao
    <davez> INPUT: fuck my ass hard
    <davez> MBTI: ESFJ
    <davez> SOCIONICS: ESFj
    <davez> esfj = bi-monsters?
    <lungs`> INPUT: come here so i can slice your nose off and eat it
    <lungs`> MBTI: ESFP
    <lungs`> SOCIONICS: ESFp
    <Ashton> INPUT: ****** MBTI: INTP SOCIONICS: INTj
    <Ashton> INPUT: ****** MBTI: INTP SOCIONICS: INTj

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    INPUT: I wish this website would type me INFj. Then I would feel complete.
    MBTI: ESFJ
    SOCIONICS: ESFj

    Aw

    INPUT: Haha, you are such a sissy bitch! You even like being penetrated like a girl. You don't deserve lube.
    MBTI: ESFJ
    SOCIONICS: ESFj

    Ok how are those both ESFj like what the heck
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    OK i can already see this program is flawed. Just the fact that the MBTI types and socionic types are all given as if "equivalent". The MBTI -> socionic type conversion "formula" as per socionics.com (Sergei, is that you? @Slava2)

    Just that alone is making me highly skeptical on the validity of this program.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slava2 View Post
    I found a problem in my code... it now classifies S types

    INPUT: the smell of the taste was like licking
    MBTI: ISFP
    SOCIONICS: ISFj
    Cool, now make it happen with sentences that actually make sense.

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    INPUT: I pooped my pants
    MBTI: ISFJ
    SOCIONICS: ISFp

    INPUT: I just shit myself.
    MBTI: ISFJ
    SOCIONICS: ISFp

    INPUT: Oh dear, I appear to have defecated in my trousers.
    MBTI: ISFP
    SOCIONICS: ISFj

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    INPUT: I don\'t know how anyone can stand such a sinister and mean individual as you. I certainly can not and I\'m a very patient person.
    MBTI: ISTJ
    SOCIONICS: ISTp

    Uh-oh. Maritsa typed herself wrong.
    "[Scapegrace,] I don't know how anyone can stand such a sinister and mean individual as you." - Maritsa Darmandzhyan

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    INPUT: WATS UP BABE U HNRY?
    MBTI: INTP
    SOCIONICS: INTj

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    INPUT: So, there I was, back in the saddle. The whores body wasn't even cold yet, and I was eyeing the fresh puddle of oozy red goodness spreading out from where her tits used to be, thinking my thoughts. Slowly, I pulled it out. The head was throbbing of course, throbbing with my excitement. Not for the dead hooker or her blood, but in anticipation of the next one... and the next one after that. I sighed. I put my cock back in my pants. Time to find Daddy another little girl.
    MBTI: ESFJ
    SOCIONICS: ESFj
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    INPUT: My body seemed heavier than usual, and It required more effort to get it upright. I stumbled onto my left knee, and then attempted to get onto the other one, but what I found shocked me. My leg wasn’t responding to my commands and seemed to twitch the wrong way. It was jammed and severely mangled about the knee. “My leg doesn’t work! Go on, I can catch up!” I yelled at the doctor. His face distorted with worry, but he tugged Silah and slowly made his way down the stairs dragging her limp body. After that, I managed to rise onto one foot, and hop down the stairs with both hands placed on a metal railing.
    MBTI: ISFJ
    SOCIONICS: ISFp

    PS: @Slava2 I haven't seen anyone get ESTP yet.

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    This will be the perfect tool for Maritsa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slava2 View Post
    here is the S/N classifier... people are saying that my app doesnt ever return an S... can you make this on return an S... http://www.uclassify.com/browse/prfe...iving-Function
    "i ate a future"

    1. iNtuition (99.9 %)
    2. Sensing (0.1 %)

    "i ate a past"

    1. Sensing (98.1 %)
    2. iNtuition (1.9 %)
    The end is nigh

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    Paragraph A:
    MBTI: INTJ
    SOCIONICS: INTp

    Paragraph B:
    MBTI: INTJ
    SOCIONICS: INTp

    Paragraph C:
    MBTI: INTJ
    SOCIONICS: INTp

    Paragraph of Jim Carrey quotes:
    MBTI: INFP
    SOCIONICS: INFj

    Paragraph of Abraham Lincoln quotes:
    MBTI: INTP
    SOCIONICS: INTj

    Sentence A:
    MBTI: INTP
    SOCIONICS: INTj

    Sentence B:
    MBTI: INTJ
    SOCIONICS: INTp

    Sentence C:
    MBTI: ENTP
    SOCIONICS: ENTp
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    Quote Originally Posted by WorkaholicsAnon View Post
    OK i can already see this program is flawed. Just the fact that the MBTI types and socionic types are all given as if "equivalent". The MBTI -> socionic type conversion "formula" as per socionics.com (Sergei, is that you? @Slava2)

    Just that alone is making me highly skeptical on the validity of this program.

    MBTI can be converted to Socionics if you inverse the last letter, if the type is introverted... I know that P and J mean different things in socionics vs mbti... but you can always convert the type...
    -Slava

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slava2 View Post
    MBTI can be converted to Socionics if you inverse the last letter, if the type is introverted... I know that P and J mean different things in socionics vs mbti... but you can always convert the type...
    NOPE.

    Doing so had me mistyped in my opposing quadra for my first 6 months on the forum. Not a pleasant experience at all.
    I consistently test INFJ in MBTI, yet am delta quadra (either ENFp or INFj). Typing myself IEI and trying to bond with the betas did not go well at all (with a select few beta NF exceptions).
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    The point is to keep the ego functions the same... for INTP... in MBTI... I means the first function is introverted, P means the perception function is extroverted..... Ti, Ne
    In socionics its a bit different.... INTP -> INTj ... j means that the first function is a judging one.... T ... and I means its introverted..... Also.... Ti, Ne
    -Slava

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    Quote Originally Posted by WorkaholicsAnon View Post
    NOPE.

    Doing so had me mistyped in my opposing quadra for my first 6 months on the forum. Not a pleasant experience at all.
    I consistently test INFJ in MBTI, yet am delta quadra (either ENFp or INFj). Typing myself IEI and trying to bond with the betas did not go well at all (with a select few beta NF exceptions).
    Goddamn. I bet that nearly destroyed your life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scapegrace View Post
    Goddamn. I bet that nearly destroyed your life.
    it wasn't a big deal, but it wasn't blissful, that's for sure.
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    INPUT: When I\'m in a good mood, I love to go to the creek at the park and sit on the sand..far away from where most people stray. I did this yesterday with someone special to me...and that\'s the only time I really like to do this anyway--when there is someone to share my thoughts with. We sat there, looking at the creek...talking... The whole time I kept thinking and asking: The sand is so sparkly from the mica that has been ground up over time. I wonder where it all came
    MBTI: ESFP
    SOCIONICS: ESFp


    ...lol.


    INPUT: Snippit from a formal letter to the dean at my school.
    MBTI: ISTJ
    SOCIONICS: ISTp

    INPUT: There is no destiny or fate; there are no constraints on what you can be, so create the self you want to be and live the life you dream of living. Try your best to free yourself from regret. Create meaning in your life. Face the hard facts of life—doing so will help you grow. Don’t accept a more comfortable answer just because it’s more pleasant. Face the ice in life and greet it with a smile.
    MBTI: INFP
    SOCIONICS: INFj


    Interesting.
    Last edited by fen; 12-28-2012 at 02:54 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slava2 View Post
    The point is to keep the ego functions the same... for INTP... in MBTI... I means the first function is introverted, P means the perception function is extroverted..... Ti, Ne
    In socionics its a bit different.... INTP -> INTj ... j means that the first function is a judging one.... T ... and I means its introverted..... Also.... Ti, Ne
    Listen, i've been studying socionics for almost 4 years now. Yes, when i was a newb i also fell into the trap thinking as you are describing above. This is a flawed understanding of socionics (and MBTI for that matter). The letters may be the same, but the focus of each theory is entirely different as is what each function represents.

    MBTI type may have some overlap with socionics type, but there really isn't a good way to convert types from one to the other because each system encompasses a different sphere. Dont get fooled by the similarity of the nomenclature.
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    Slava has been around for many, many years. If this is the original Slava.
    "[Scapegrace,] I don't know how anyone can stand such a sinister and mean individual as you." - Maritsa Darmandzhyan

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    Sorry, but this is just so flawed as the writer often targets his audience and is undoubtedly mostly talking about a particular subject/s which sways the typing of the writing which is submitted:
    MBTI: ISTP
    SOCIONICS: ISTj

    Forum post:
    MBTI: INTJ
    SOCIONICS: INTp

    Forum post:
    MBTI: INFJ
    SOCIONICS: INFp

    Email response:
    MBTI: ISTJ
    SOCIONICS: ISTp

    Email response:
    MBTI: ISFP
    SOCIONICS: ISFj

    Ramblings:
    MBTI: ESTJ
    SOCIONICS: ESTj

    Ramblings:
    MBTI: ENFJ
    SOCIONICS: ENFj

    Forum post:
    MBTI: INFJ
    SOCIONICS: INFp

    Adding more examples...

    Essay on communication:
    MBTI: INTP
    SOCIONICS: INTj

    Life philosophy:
    MBTI: INTJ
    SOCIONICS: INTp

    Short dialogue of mine when interacting with an SEI type:
    MBTI: ISFJ
    SOCIONICS: ISFp

    Essay on Interpersonal Interaction:
    MBTI: INTJ
    SOCIONICS: INTp

    Best wishes note for an ESFj:
    MBTI: ESFJ
    SOCIONICS: ESFj

    Email response:
    MBTI: INTP
    SOCIONICS: INTj

    Me quoting an ESFP & ESFj and writing a few thoughts in an email:
    MBTI: ISFP
    SOCIONICS: ISFj

    Private message:
    MBTI: INTP
    SOCIONICS: INTj

    Sharing a couple of thoughts on my marriage:
    MBTI: ESFJ
    SOCIONICS: ESFj

    Words on love:
    MBTI: INTJ
    SOCIONICS: INTp

    Private message:
    MBTI: INTP
    SOCIONICS: INTj
    Last edited by Hays; 12-31-2012 at 08:37 AM.

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    check this shit out!

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    I put my earbuds in and cranked some Static-X and biked up the hill where the parking lot and the drive-thru meld into each other. The air I let out of my tires gave me a stickier grip against the ice and slush I went over and through. I stood up when going over water puddles so the backsplash off the 4" wide rear wheel wouldn't drench my wool coat with filthy water, and I lowered my weight when going over loose snow and bootpacked ice so the jolts up and down and to any side wouldn't send the bike sideways as easily. What used to be slick, faceless sidewalks became immense when partitioned by footprint after footprint, each one sending me in a different direction that I had to correct for on demand. I turned too sharp near town square, and my bike went sideways in the clean white two-foot deep slush. I landed on my feet straddling the metal spine of the then-diagonal bike, plastic bag full of cooked chicken, my hat, and my reflective aviator sunglasses still clenched between my teeth. Still three miles to go. I was alone with the night and the occasional cop car and the salt trucks and plow trucks which were responsible for the three-foot high snowbanks I chose to walk my bike over and the lesser ones I just growled at, clenched my teeth, prepared for impact, adjusted after the collision, and kept on going.

    Two days ago, I biked in the dead of night to the park with a lake circumscribed by an asphalt path and two halves of a playground right before the lake and a lit pavillion between the playgrounds and the lake. I grabbed onto the rings, hands in heavy mittens, did half a somersault in mid-air, and clenched the cold metal bar at the top with the backs of my legs right behind my knees. I let go of the rings with my mitten-clad hands and hung there upside down in the gunmetal grey sub-freezing night, arms spread wide, my naked abdomen exposed to all of the night due to my shirt and my coat falling up in relation to me and down for the rest of what made up the world around me. I realized then and there that I was made of the same stuff as the rest of the universe, that I'm at home here, in a direct, grounded way, nothing that had to be thought of, fired off at and ping-ponged between people while passing through filters as with the talking that always just kinda works. I was just right there and nothing else.
    MBTI: ESFJ
    SOCIONICS: ESFj

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    "I'm your god now!" T-bag yelled, thrusting violently into the backside of his new cellmate, whose navy blue prison uniform pants were pulled down unevenly just above his knees. His hands turned red and white, grasping and pulling in futility at the rusted, square spires of prison bars as T-bag pounded away furiously, hands clutched on his cellmate's hip bones. The two of them growled and gasped for air through gritted teeth as if in direct opposition to each other. The other prisoners, and even the guards by now, grew accustomed to such a thing, and paid little mind to the whole affair.

    "Aarrgghh!" T-bag screamed as he windmilled his right hand behind him, clubbing the penetrated cellmate hard in the center of the back of his neck. A thud, a crunch, a snap, a thrust, and an animalistic yell met each other in perfect unison. They were both finished. The cellmate laid motionless, unconscious on the cold concrete floor, pants still half-down. T-bag began to stagger to his feet, exhausted and satisfied, pulling himself up slowly while supporting his weight with the rusted prison bars. Billick, the head prison guard, slowed his walk while passing the cell. He looked down at the whole affair, letting out a dismissive chuckle.

    "You sick son of a bitch," Billick said to T-bag with an uncharacteristic warmth to his voice. T-bag, now in a squat position, just looked coldly and calmly into Billick's eyes, letting out a chuckle of his own. Only eight hours and twenty-six minutes to go. As of midnight, tonight, Theodore Bagwell was a free man.

    "It's just not the same," T-bag muttered under his breath after Billick was a good hundred feet away. His cellmate let out a quiet, confused utterance. His arms, then his whole body began to move ever so slightly, as if remembering how to do so after years of disuse. T-bag reared his arm back and punched his cellmate in the back of the head, a few inches above last time's hit. His cellmate slumped to the ground and stopped moving.

    "Oh Wentworth," T-bag said, "just a few... precious hours or so, and your sweet little ass is gonna be mine... for good...
    MBTI: ISFP
    SOCIONICS: ISFj

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    Resubmitted the Lion King post, gave me ISFP/ISFj. whoops

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    INPUT: It's strange how when I'm at work doing stuff I can think of everything I want to say cogently, in solitude. Even now I'm alone, but there's something kind of off about writing for an audience. It institutes a filter, and concerns. It's a guardedness of my internal life that doesn't seem to fall except with certain people while I know them. I say while because well I tend to fall out of touch with people and when we come back in touch it takes a time or two to remember who I used to be with them. This probably sounds all disjointed and stuff, but it's a fact of my life that I tend to fall and mesh with the ones I've known for a while. With people I don't know...it's just I'm superficially nice but really I'm reaching and feeling for the kind of person they want me to be. After a while I figure out what parts of me are safe to show and I'm not sure why. I'm a sort of fragile person on the inside, I think, like I'm afraid of not being liked or something. While I'm at it trying to nail some of my flaws I guess another is my immense sense of inertia re: life. If you look at the flip side of the coin maybe it's a strong ability to be content with where I find myself, but even I have to note that I sometimes find myself adapting to a situation I really want to change. I'm not sure what would remedy this pretty lazy aspect of who I am. Part of me tells myself if I had someone depending on me, like if I was in a relationship or if I had a family, I'd be more focused and hardcore about getting things done, like trying to secure a better job. Another part is that I need to be financially in a better situation before I go looking for a relationship so it's sort of a catch 22. Or maybe it's just a rationalization. I've led a heretofore pretty hedonistic life, doing what I want, accepting the not so great decisions I've made and their consequences with relative aplomb, and, looking back, perhaps I've just been telling myself I'd be a better man tomorrow. I'm not really looking for advice or guidance here. I just wanted to try to write the things swirling in my head lately and give them some sort of legitimate material existence so I can wake up tomorrow and see it's still there.
    MBTI: ISFJ
    SOCIONICS: ISFp
    Moonlight will fall
    Winter will end
    Harvest will come
    Your heart will mend

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    ISTP
    ISTj

    ILE "Searcher"
    Socionics: ENTp
    DCNH: Dominant --> perhaps Normalizing
    Enneagram: 7w6 "Enthusiast"
    MBTI: ENTJ "Field Marshall" or ENTP "Inventor"
    Astrological sign: Aquarius

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    Hah, sounds like hah.

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    Now for the real test:

    INPUT:
    Quote Originally Posted by Psychological types (Jung)
    Sensation, in the extraverted attitude, is most definitely conditioned by the object. As sense-perception, sensation is naturally dependent upon the object. But, just as naturally, it is also dependent upon the subject; hence, there is also a subjective sensation, which after its kind is entirely different from the objective. In the extraverted attitude this subjective share of sensation, in so far as its conscious application is concerned, is either inhibited or repressed. As an irrational function, sensation is equally repressed, whenever a rational function, thinking or feeling, possesses the priority, ie. it can be said to have a conscious function, only in so far as the rational attitude of consciousness permits accidental perceptions to become conscious contents; in short, realizes them. The function of sense is, of course, absolute in the stricter sense; for example, everything is seen or heard to the farthest physiological possibility, but not everything attains that threshold value which a perception must possess in order to be also apperceived. It is a different matter when sensation itself possesses priority, instead of merely seconding another function. In this case, no element of objective sensation is excluded and nothing repressed (with the exception of the subjective share [p. 457] already mentioned). Sensation has a preferential objective determination, and those objects which release the strongest sensation are decisive for the individual's psychology. The result of this is a pronounced sensuous hold to the object. Sensation, therefore, is a vital function, equipped with the potentest [sic] vital instinct. In so far as objects release sensations, they matter; and, in so far as it lies within the power of sensation, they are also fully accepted into consciousness, whether compatible with reasoned judgment or not. As a function its sole criterion of value is the strength of the sensation as conditioned by its objective qualities. Accordingly, all objective processes, in so far as they release sensations at all, make their appearance in consciousness. It is, however, only concrete, sensuously perceived objects or processes which excite sensations in the extraverted attitude; exclusively those, in fact, which everyone in all times and places would sense as concrete. Hence, the orientation of such an individual corresponds with purely concrete reality. The judging, rational functions are subordinated to the concrete facts of sensation, and, accordingly, possess the qualities of inferior differentiation, i.e. they are marked by a certain negativity, with infantile and archaic tendencies. The function most affected by the repression, is, naturally, the one standing opposite to sensation, viz. intuition, the function of unconscious perception.
    Socionics: INTj

    I knew it!! I like this analyzer.

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    INPUT: Oh, well, then you know all about it and what a terrible country it is. Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts. And the poor little Oompa Loompas were so small and helpless, they would get gobbled up right and left. A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it. And so, I said, \"Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Wangdoodles, and Hornswogglers, and Snozzwangers, and rotten, Vermicious Knids.\"
    MBTI: ESFJ
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    INPUT: Oompa Loompa doo-pa-dee doo / I\'ve got another puzzle for you / Oompa Loompa doo-p-dee dee / If you are wise you\'ll listen to me / Who do you blame when your kid is a brat / Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat / Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame / You know exactly who\'s to blame? / The mother and the father / Oompa Loompa doo-p-dee dah / If you\'re not spoiled, then you will go far / You will live in happiness, too / Like the Oompa Loompa doo-p-dee doo.
    MBTI: ISTP
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    Quote Originally Posted by God
    1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters. 3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day. 6 And God said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” 7 So God made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so. 8 God called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day. 9 And God said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. 10 God called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas.” And God saw that it was good. 11 Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.
    Socionics: ENFp

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    I like the idea, i think it has the potential to be as correct as a lot of other typing systems. Plus this thread is amusing me. Well done huit pwa.

    Now this is a story all about how, my type got changed, turned upside down. Just wait for a minute and watch chatbox right there, & I'll tell how Gem became the moderator with blue hair.

    In typology central friended and praised, on the picture thread was where she spent most her days. Chilling out, selfies, relaxing all cool, And all typing some people and getting them schooled.

    When a couple of girls who were up to no good, Started annoying her & her friends in the forumhood, She got in one little flame war & got pissed off & said 'I'm moving in with that exboyfriend in the forum with the socionics toffs.

    So Gem pulls up to the forum for a year without being a hater, And yells to typocentral 'Yo creeps! Smell Ya later', Became a mod in her kingdom she was finally there, To sit on her throne as the mod with blue hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HelenOfTroy View Post
    I like the idea, i think it has the potential to be as correct as a lot of other typing systems. Plus this thread is amusing me. Well done huit pwa.
    Yeah, sure, it has a lot of "potential."

    Input: INPUT: kill people with hammer and nails and then stuff their severed limbs into tiny plastic bags and put in the freezer. Take them out, heat them in microwave and serve to needy and hungry people getting paid for it.
    MBTI: ESFP
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    Yes, its the same me :-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Absurd View Post
    Yeah, sure, it has a lot of "potential."

    Input: INPUT: kill people with hammer and nails and then stuff their severed limbs into tiny plastic bags and put in the freezer. Take them out, heat them in microwave and serve to needy and hungry people getting paid for it.
    MBTI: ESFP
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    In all honesty i think ESTp would have been a better result for that submitted material.

    Now this is a story all about how, my type got changed, turned upside down. Just wait for a minute and watch chatbox right there, & I'll tell how Gem became the moderator with blue hair.

    In typology central friended and praised, on the picture thread was where she spent most her days. Chilling out, selfies, relaxing all cool, And all typing some people and getting them schooled.

    When a couple of girls who were up to no good, Started annoying her & her friends in the forumhood, She got in one little flame war & got pissed off & said 'I'm moving in with that exboyfriend in the forum with the socionics toffs.

    So Gem pulls up to the forum for a year without being a hater, And yells to typocentral 'Yo creeps! Smell Ya later', Became a mod in her kingdom she was finally there, To sit on her throne as the mod with blue hair.

    InvisibruJim

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    Quote Originally Posted by HelenOfTroy View Post
    In all honesty i think ESTp would have been a better result for that submitted material.
    Of course, problem is, whatever you put there it's going to spit out something different from the last output. I know it is supposed to analyse essays, and mine wasn't an essay it seems...

    Besides, I took the liberty to feed it your previous post.

    Input: INPUT: I like the idea, i think it has the potential to be as correct as a lot of other typing systems. Plus this thread is amusing me. Well done huit pwa.
    MBTI: INTJ
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slava2 View Post
    Sometimes if you put too much text it will default to INTP....
    An essay iss a piece of writing which is often written from an author's personal point of view. Essays can consist of a number of elements, including: literary criticism, political manifestos, learned arguments, observations of daily life, recollections, and reflections of the author. The definition of an essay is vague, overlapping with those of an article and a short story.
    ?

    Input: INPUT: Sometimes if you put too much text it will default to INTP....
    MBTI: ESTP
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    Works wonders...

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    This came out as ESTP.....


    Patton: "A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later."

    Patton: "Some goddamn fool once said that flanks have got to be secure. ... I don't agree with that. My flanks are something for the enemy to worry about, not me. Before he finds out where my flanks are, I'll be cutting the bastard's throat."

    [Order from Eisenhower:]
    "Bypass [the city of] Trier. It will take four divisions to capture it."
    [Reply from Patton:]
    "Have taken Trier with two divisions. What do you want me to do? Give it back?"

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    [Today 03:53 PM] Uniden: I've been waiting around FB for these two potential peeps to come available to chat. But, they haven't. Heh
    [Today 03:53 PM] Uniden: dunno kinda wanted to talk to someone

    INPUT: I've been waiting around FB for these two potential peeps to come available to chat. But, they haven\'t. Heh dunno kinda wanted to talk to someone
    MBTI: ESFP
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    Your "test" is flawless, Slava, not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absurd View Post
    [Today 03:53 PM] Uniden: I've been waiting around FB for these two potential peeps to come available to chat. But, they haven't. Heh
    [Today 03:53 PM] Uniden: dunno kinda wanted to talk to someone

    INPUT: I've been waiting around FB for these two potential peeps to come available to chat. But, they haven\'t. Heh dunno kinda wanted to talk to someone
    MBTI: ESFP
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    Your "test" is flawless, Slava, not.
    .... Not my test... its uClassify.com 's test... I just unified 4 of their tests together so that you don't have to do it one letter at a time...
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    ..Aah.....,okay,.......didn't.....know..that.....T hanks........

    Anyway, going to have to look for longer posts of mine to see what this funny test is all about.

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