Since its such a popular topic of discussion I decided to make a type me thread. While I think I'm an ENTj, I'm still curious to hear what you think.
Here are a bunch of random words and bullets that describe me:
-Enneagram 8
-adventurous: I've gone on expeditions, hiking trips, I LOVE the outdoors.
-persistent
-eye on the prize: if anything gets in my way its usually ignored, jumped over, or thrust aside if it interferes with my goals.
-Aggressive: I CAN BE very aggressive. but this is usually only in a competitive setting where I turn into satan, or if someone backs me into a corner.
-man-child: I look very easy to pick on and was often bullied as a kid, innocent and naive up until you give me no choice but to retaliate. When I do you will usually end up publicly humiliated and belittled and speechless because I'm not afraid to make a public spectacle out of you should the need arise.
-My ideal relationship would be like something from avatar, where I meet some hot chick with awesome abilities, who is equal to me and I don't have to take care of her or "save her".
-I tend to aggressively tease people who are too nice in an attempt to get them to fight back. People who fight back make me laugh and I'll love them for it.
for example: in the navy, this guy walks into the office and asks,
possible entj: do I sit here?
me: I'm going to need you to sit on the floor, please.
possible entj: ... I'm going to give you a minute to think of something else clever to say
me: *big smile, laughing inside, probably blushing*
-Family constantly tears down my ego because they think they're helping, which is probably why I'm so depressed all the time.
-Very insensitive
-Very emotional inside
-I cannot hide my moods
-Low libido, only attracted to women I have a deep connection with.
-Can be clumsy and forgetful if I have a lot of tasks on my mind at once. I forget deadlines constantly.
-I need to know what I'm getting into before I get into it.
-I daydream constantly
-I become the center of attention if I have a party trick I know will please the audience.
-Excellent hand-eye coordination and reflexes, but lack grace and my movements can sometimes be clunky (I'm a little rusty and haven't practiced in a while so its possible this is the reason). Friends think I'm a ninja.
-Gymnast, black belt
-music writer, science fiction writer, programmer, hl2 map maker, piano player, flute player, professional hand farter, renaissance man.
-lots and lots of video games but very athletic and active.
-I view life as a series of stepping stone goals, one after another. Getting to those goals is a rough trudge through molasses if too many things get in my way. I have enormous ambitions of wealth and success.
-I view myself as a super hero, a white knight. I don't show it much because I look egocentric and that turns people off, but when the need arises I swoop in and help people. On a hiking trip, my brother slipped and got stuck on the side of a cliff once, stuck on a fallen tree. He cried for help and his mouth was full of blood. Like spiderman swinging from thread to thread, I flew down the 60 degree cliff face from tree to tree. Tied a rope around him and saved him. His life suddenly took absolute precedence over my own. I had zero fear of falling when I normally would have.
-Often times I don't realize I've been insulted until moments after its too late to react.
-I enjoy intellectual debate but find it rare to meet someone who is interested as I am in reaching mutual truth rather than arguing who is right and wrong.
-Forgetful. my lunch will travel with me around the house sometimes: hot dogs left on the engine block of my car, ketchup bottle left on the computer tower, mountain dew left in the bathroom.
-very goofy, I take almost nothing seriously except things that actually effect someone's life, or relationship matters. I got a lot of flack for this when in the military. Imagine Jim Carey in the military, constantly being told he's disrespectful to the uniform and doesn't take it seriously enough.
-obsessed with fluorescent colors, bioluminences, black lights, strobe lights you name it.
-most of my explanations for my conclusions are rationalizations to make it look like it was well thought out. I'm usually right but no one wants to give me a chance to prove it.
-I've been told I'm "too clever." Often times my facebook status will be a joke, then someone will come in and try to make a joke that's not as funny, then I'll make a joke off of their joke that ups theirs. I'm starting to feel like this doesn't help with the friends department.
-I love extreme sports, motorcycles, etc.
-I Love aesthetics
-Most of the women who approach me in my life are IXFX's.
-I'm outgoing and love talking, but it might take a little bit for me to observe whether or not you'll hate me for my over the top, goofy sense of humor.
-Favorite subjects: math and science, I used to hate history but its growing on me. I hate black and white videos and brown pictures.
-I hate the color brown so hard. I fucking hate it. Omg it just sucks so hard.
-I love colorful futuristic settings and science fiction fantasy like mass effect, and artists like gary tonge.
-I'm a jock/nerd and I have no problem talking about the multiverse or whatever the fuck.
Some celebrities or fictional characters I adore and aspire to be like, or sometimes act like:
Calvin harris (I act and look like him)
Chris Evans (starred in captain america, fantastic four and scott pilgrim vs the world: I act like him)
Nathan Drake (from the uncharted series)
Michael Ironside (freaking love this guy. I act like him if I'm in a crisis situation or when I'm playing paintball. I get dead serious. Idunno if I look like him but he's my hero.)
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So what do you think?