IEIs-INFps: what do you want?

[silke]

Wow how did you find out?

The usual IEI way: used Ni to look into the future and foresee that you will come and post in this thread in confirmation.

Of course he's my second account, aren't you agee <3

Uhh no...im your fifth.

Hmm ... you should try to synchronize it a lil bit better.

Why do you ask?

He's given up his search for love and is now looking for a buyer for his virginity.

Mmhmm. I'm a slut.

^^

[Reuben]

Mmhmm. I'm a slut

How about you be MY slut ^^ I pay good money <3

Heard that IEI? She's paying good money. You've gotta get serious if you want to get even just a bit of me. Cos we know some bits cost more ^^

[Leader]

What kind of humor do you like..what makes you laugh?

Edgy, inappropriate, sexual usually works. Physical, intrusive. I think that sort of thing comes naturally to SLEs... What sort of humour do you like?

....Generally, all humor. I find humor in nearly everything, most types. Physical and intrusive, I don't know what you mean by that but I don't think i'd like that type of shit. You mean like tickling and stuff, which I can do...but like slapstick personally I wouldn't participate in although I do laugh at violence and people getting hurt sometimes. Intrusive however, never.

[Leader]

Im not really experienced with male IEI's although I suspect i've been friends with probably 1 or 2 in the past, but I notice IEI's almost instantly, they stand out so much to me. I have a question, I don't know if you realize this but at times when I glance at them from afar and I catch them staring at me with this face like...I dunno, like they're disgusted or they're in deep though longing for me to come talk to them or something. It drives me crazy because I don't know what it means, I feel compelled to go over there but I just don't know. I just wanted to know.

[Leader]

Memory connection? Lol, I think I understand what you mean, but care to elaborate please? What about when you're looking at someone you like and they don't see you, what are you thinking?

[IEI]

Im not really experienced with male IEI's although I suspect i've been friends with probably 1 or 2 in the past, but I notice IEI's almost instantly, they stand out so much to me. I have a question, I don't know if you realize this but at times when I glance at them from afar and I catch them staring at me with this face like...I dunno, like they're disgusted or they're in deep though longing for me to come talk to them or something. It drives me crazy because I don't know what it means, I feel compelled to go over there but I just don't know. I just wanted to know.

Meeting an SLE for me is like working in a biscuit factory checking for faulty product on a conveyer belt. You stand in a daze watching thousands of plain boring digestives roll past when suddenly a cool triangular shaped biscuit covered in chocolate tries to sneak past you and climb into the biscuit tin. All you can do is stare and laugh because there is no way on earth it could ever pass as a normal biscuit. You can see instantly it’s nothing like the rest. You are even more amused because it fools everyone else in the factory and they don’t notice how special it is at all.

[Leader]

Lmao that was kinda interesting, in a different way.

[IEI]

Heard that IEI? She's paying good money. You've gotta get serious if you want to get even just a bit of me. Cos we know some bits cost more ^^

Do you do a payment plan?

[IEI]

Lmao that was kinda interesting, in a different way.

Welcome to the mind of an IEI

[Reuben]

Do you do a payment plan?

Well what is YOUR payment plan ^^

Here's mine:
Payment is very simple, it is multi-tiered; you pay according to what you want. Find the perfect tier-combination for yourself and I'll tell you how much it costs in total.

3 tiers
Bottom: Verbal abuse 25 to 50 a session, or 300 flat a month
Middle: Physical abuse 200-500 a session, or 4k flat a month <- good deal!
Top: Emotional abuse 1k to top up every session with this special service provision

Minimum order is 4 sessions of whatever you want. Subject to availability; overbidding is possible to beat the other bitches to me first, but if you paid money and didn't get me it's your loss.

[silverchris9]

This thread has been fun to watch. Which one of you is discojoe?

[rat1]

If you earn enough there might be reason why I should bend you to my will.

That's what dogs say to themselves before proceeding to hump my leg. They never get the chicks this way.

Shut the fuck up. You're like an eager poodle performing dog tricks in hopes for getting his dick sucked. Can't you please, for the love of christ find a less annoying way to try getting layed?

[Reuben]

order or gtfo.

[Absurd]

Don't give up Reuben, they just want you to pursue them more, don't get fooled.

I see you and crazie can make your wildest dreams come true.

[Reuben]

Don't get me wrong absurd, I know that he's the greatest and only client I should care about.

[IEI]

Do you do a payment plan?

Well what is YOUR payment plan ^^

Here's mine:
Payment is very simple, it is multi-tiered; you pay according to what you want. Find the perfect tier-combination for yourself and I'll tell you how much it costs in total.

3 tiers
Bottom: Verbal abuse 25 to 50 a session, or 300 flat a month
Middle: Physical abuse 200-500 a session, or 4k flat a month <- good deal!
Top: Emotional abuse 1k to top up every session with this special service provision

Minimum order is 4 sessions of whatever you want. Subject to availability; overbidding is possible to beat the other bitches to me first, but if you paid money and didn't get me it's your loss.

It would be cheaper to insult a local youth & wait for him to punch me

[Absurd]

Don't get me wrong absurd, I know that he's the greatest and only client I should care about.

Go get him tiger.

[Reuben]

It would be cheaper to insult a local youth & wait for him to punch me

Oh baby, surely you deserve something better than that.

[silke]

... overbidding is possible to beat the other bitches to me first, but if you paid money and didn't get me it's your loss.

*raises an eyebrow*

*picks up Reuben's price list and scratches out a zero in each line*

This thread has been fun to watch. Which one of you is discojoe?

All of us together though even then we wouldn't be able to surpass dj (and his creative implementations of eating utensils).

[Reuben]

*picks up Reuben's price list and scratches out a zero in each line*

It doesn't work that way; each potential client already has their own price list, and cancelling your own only leads to your underbidding.

Now don't get me wrong- I don't care at all that you'll definitely lose the bid, but I'd rather have ripped as much off from you first.

I propose you sink 80% of your current savings and monthly cahsflow into my 'Get Smart Quick for Whores' workshop. It will teach you how to make more money for me to rip off.

[Reuben]

Let me get him, master.

Go ahead, Absurd.

[consentingadult]

I want to make love for about 4 hours a day with somebody. The other 2 or 3, I want to spend time my friends and fag hags. <3

And then I want to spend the rest of the day BEING LEFT ALONE so I can write stories and play video games and think to myself and recharge my introverted batteries.

^

I think I want to preserve a natural lifestyle & society in the modern world. The modern world is dehumanizing, it creates conflict and pain. It's a big machine which I enjoy throwing wrenches into. My aim is some minor liberation from the downward spiral of civilization. I refuse to compromise who I am for the modern world, so I end up behaving rebelliously. My name really describes me well. I feel like a caged animal, and I look at others the same way. I want people to express who they are without hesitation, to be unhindered; to be honest and to pursue their desires.

Study sociology for a year, it works very therapeutic and will give you the ammo to escape the downward spiral of civilization, without having to spend the amounts of energy absorbed by rebellious behavior.

[Leader]

Oh...yeah I do that lol. Thought you meant the kinda stuff bullies do like slapping people on the back of the head, knocking over people's stuff, which I hate.

[Absurd]

Go ahead, Absurd.

Did you know that when someone annoys you, it takes forty-two muscles to frown, but it only takes four muscles to extend your arm out and smack them in the head?

[Codie]

Did you know that when someone annoys you, it takes forty-two muscles to frown, but it only takes four muscles to extend your arm out and smack them in the head?

[Absurd]

He does annoy me. Crown him SLE or something before he jizzes in his pants.

[Reuben]

Did you know that when someone annoys you, it takes forty-two muscles to frown, but I tend to just jizz on the spot while attempting that feat of extreme micro-muscular co-ordination.

Must be an awesome experience every time you read my posts, Absurd