What do you think is the fifth best relationship type?

[woofwoofl]

Idk. People are cool.

DA, do you seriously not understand her use of the word "you" or are you just being difficult for fun?

Neither and/or both.

I take things as they are said, not as they are meant, and it's pretty offensive for someone to tell you what your relationships are like when they don't know you and are wrong.

I understand and somewhat agree I've got the same issue with "we" and when that word gets slung around carelessly; people get accused of things they never did, or get lumped into things they don't want to be a part of... aarrgg...