What do you think is the fifth best relationship type?

[DirectorAbbie]

Oh, the "you" wasn't referring to you directly; it was kind of a generalized "you"

DA, do you seriously not understand her use of the word "you" or are you just being difficult for fun?

Neither and/or both.

I take things as they are said, not as they are meant, and it's pretty offensive for someone to tell you what your relationships are like when they don't know you and are wrong.