This is one of the most alpha posts I've ever seen!
Loose, light-hearted, speculative correlations regarding sociotypes and technological products... the only way to make it more alpha would be to include the actor justin long or a neon clad japanese girl holding a hello kitty
Hey Juju, wanna see my Weewee?
But, for a certainty, back then,
We loved so many, yet hated so much,
We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...
Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
Whilst our laughter echoed,
Under cerulean skies...