Um... yeah, that's pretty blatantly ridiculous. The tea party movement is a single-issue movement focused on calling for smaller government and opposition to the government's recent high spending. They are essentially a coalition of conservative and libertarian factions who are opposed to increases in government power/control over the general populace. Race and sexual orientation are obsessions of the media, not the tea parties.
According to
Mitchell's theory, the tea party movement would be a coalition of "republican constitutionalists" and "paleolibertarians", with a few "libertarian individualists" thrown in as well, all united to their opposition to Obama's "democratic progressive" government and George W. Bush's largely "plutocratic nationalist" government. Using the
Vosem Chart (which I looked into more closely during my research of Mitchell's theory), the tea parties would be a coalition of Conservatives, Paleoconservatives, and Libertarians, opposed to Obama's largely Liberal government and Bush's fairly Authoritarian government.